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Magician

The derogatory act of having doggy style intercourse with a lady (or lad), then when close to climax, spitting on her back in order to trick her into believing you relieved your semen on her, then, when the girl turns around, ejaculating on her face, snapping your fingers, and proclaiming: "Abracadabra Bitch!"
Example 1:
Guy: Oohh yeah I'm coming all over your back!
Bitch: *turning around* Hey that wasn't as much as usual! Argh!
Guy: *Sperming* Abracadabra Biatch!! *Snaps Finger*

Example 2:
Yo that slag said she didn't wanna swallow, so I pulled the magician on her ass.
by Adm04 August 1, 2021
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A movement of people especially of teens who have had there fill of the world and are using black magic to defend themselves against the world and it's bullies.
by Judge dredd7 July 6, 2011
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I’m a Magician

This phrase once known as a statement of someone claiming that they are a magician, but now the statement has been redirect to a phrase of humor. Using this phrase in a fast, but confident tone will lead it so sound like “I’m a ma chin chin.” If you have gotten the phrase to sound like this. You have became an expert beyond the experts. Molly’s of the Molly’s. Meaning your the most funniest person I know. This statement is used to bring joy and laughter into others hearts. Especially if you get it to sound like “Ima ma chin chin.” It is also, the ability to fit in a small little box since it originated from someone being able to fit in small little box. Magic!
Jose: Hey, how the heck did you fit in that little box?
Molly: I’m a ma chin chin.
Jose: What? What do you mean?
Molly: I’m a Magician.
by s7.m7n November 21, 2019
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Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.
“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”
by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023
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meatball magician

a person that is highly talented with magical meatball handling techniques.
"damnn aashia scott how did you make my balls disappear with your mouth so quick? are you a meatball magician or something??"
by TheEvilLotionCollector August 21, 2022
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