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Mayo Madame

A racist & derogatory ethnic slur used to describe & disparage a white female for having a light complexion, even though even the fairest Caucasians don't have skin as white as Mayo.

Often the term is used by self-hating overweight, & unattractive white women with colored hair, who ironically think they're not racist, bigoted, or prejudiced even though they are. However, it was originally coined by hateful, bitter black women.

The so-called anti-racist regressive side of the left doesn't understand that hating & attacking groups of people based on skin color that's beyond their control is a fundamental part of racism & that they're not progressive.
Wow, a white girl just tried to insult me for being white by calling me a 'Mayo Madame'! Does she not realize she's white, so she's hating on herself too?

I bet she cries everytime she looks in the mirror then binges on Mayo to numb the pain. She sure looks like she does!
by The MuthaFukkin Pope December 22, 2021
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Madam Dictator

Aka She who must be obeyed, The all knowing, all seeing inifinitesimal being. Rule 1) This is the person who sets the rules. Rule 2) Beware she will try to make you think that you have a say, that your opinion matters, that you are being consulted to make a collective decision. Don’t be fooled!! Rule 3) There are only 3 types of outcome: informed dictatorship (madam dictator tells you directly what is going to happen), voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do and by some miracle you manage to get the answer right so now she will present this as a voluntary option) and informed voluntary dictatorship (madam dictator asks what you want to do, you get the answer wrong so now you are giving the correct answer and therefore while informed, you have also been consulted).

Rule 4) under no circumstances must you make it known that you are aware of the dictatorship. You must participate fully to each type of decision making process
Rule 5) once you are informed of which of the 3 types of dictatorship today is, the correct answer is thank you

Failure to follow any of these rules will result in an entirely miserable And unhappy existence with any and all privileges revoked.
Following these 5 simple rules and giving madam dictator multiple kisses a day will ensure that you live a long, happy and prosperous life in the dictatorship
Good morning Madam Dictator. What is today’s instruction please?
by Mistress Piglet July 11, 2020
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madame macabre

A attractive lady who has a dark or murderous past (typically the latter)
Damn the new girl looks like a madame macabre
by Dude with wifi121 April 10, 2020
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dear sir/madam

very formal way to say hi when you write a cover letter applying for a job
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am an art director/designer and I am creative in all the areas of web, logo and mobile design and I am contacting you about a Freelance Designer job that is available.
by trofimar November 14, 2013
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sir-madam

a man who is not a man. without a tool,a lesbian moron.
judy is a lesbian so every one calls him/her(use whatever you want to) sir-madam
by lesbianhunter October 13, 2004
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Madam Smack

A female pimp who is putting their workers in check!!
The client never paid for the services received and the worker caught a madam smack when she came back empty handed.
by anonymous January 15, 2025
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madame fujoshi

@bandorihtr on twitter, shes a veeerryy famous twitter account with 100 million followers like everyone knows her. she posts about yaoi and what ifs like being a fujoshi in modern society
"have you seen? madame fujoshi just posted yaoi of the day!"

"woah! im definitely gonna check it out! madame fujoshi has rhe best recs!"
by pisskinker69 May 13, 2024
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