Baby Pooching Machine

Any woman that has more than three children in a five year period of time or any woman that has five children in a ten year period of time.

Susan is in the family way again. This child is will be third within five years. Man, she is a baby pooching machine.

by 00NKB6211289 April 17, 2009

deus ex slot machina

A literary device used primarily in film in which the protagonists' seemingly impossible dilemma is solved through an unexpected and improbable gambling windfall, such as winning the jackpot.

Moviegoer 1: Couldn't they have thought of a better way for them to pay him back than just winning $80,000 in blackjack?

Moviegoer 2: Yeah, the writers pulled a total deus ex slot machina...

by atds June 20, 2009

Fucking Machine

A mechanical device used to simulate human coitus. A more sophisticated version of the much simpler vibrator. The device can be used by females to excite the vagina and by either sex to excite the anus. These devices may be associated with, but are not limited to, BDSM play.

A typical machine works by the transfer of rotational force from a motor to a directional motion on a shaft, which is tipped by a dildo.

Shannon couldn't find a date so she stayed home, strapped a big dildo to her fucking machine and cranked it up to full speed till she couldn't take it anymore !

by zguy September 26, 2009

vending machine

evil machine that steals countless quarters from people and kills 8 a year (those dumases deserve, killed by a soda machine is sad)

u dirty evil machine, give me my soda and money!

by grisha July 16, 2003

Machiko

Female guitarist and vocalist of popular Japanese underground punk rock group Machikara.

Quite self consciously named her band after herself - 'Machi-kara' means from the city (machi), and she now writes the Japanese character for city for the 'Machi' character in her name.

The band name could mean 'from Machi(as in Machiko)', so it's one of the vainest band names I've heard. Some Japanese people don't even know this connection.

She's basically Japan's version of Avril Lavigne. But she writes her own songs :P

Shiroi hana no uta ga anata no mimi ni todokimasuka?

by Yu-chan June 15, 2005

machinegun guy

A guy on tom clancys rainbow six vegas that kills you unexpectedly with a machinegun.

I almost beat terrorist hunt but then i got killed buy machinegun guy.

by Aritakeclan April 17, 2009

machine gun laugh

when someone laughs like a machine gun. A laugh that is very choppy.

the boy had a machine gun laugh.
it sounded like a machine gun.

by OSNyoufunny September 10, 2009