Spider-man Lottery

An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider

Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.

by Clevervirus July 24, 2024

Lottery Mouth

1.) Someone who says the very first thing that comes to their mind. Just like a lottery machine and how the first number that comes out is the number they say out loud.

2.) It is also when the thing you say is completely random. Like when a lottery machine spits out a number ball at random.

Jason keeps on yelling out completely random things. I think he may have lottery mouth.

by Jizzle99 April 17, 2015

The Black Lottery

The NFL and/or the NBA draft.

The black lottery is about to go down. Once he’s drafted #1, my man is going to get paid.

by J Bomb April 27, 2019

Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.

John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”

by MookTheCook June 18, 2018

London Baby Lottery

When you have sex with over 1000 men in a fancy mansion in London, UK in twelve hours time to set a world record, later find out you're pregnant, and then 9 months later everyone goes in for DNA tests to see who the father of the child is.

I was in a group of chaps who took part in this Guinness Book of World Records thing and the posh tosser in front of me ended up winning the London Baby Lottery.

by recklessconduct February 19, 2025

Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Dunkin lottery

When you order a drink from Dunkin Donuts, and wait to see whether they actually serve you the correct drink (a.k.a. "winning the lottery"). Like the actual lottery, the chances of winning are very slim, and it's probably not even worth playing in the first place.

"I played the Dunkin lottery today. Lost, as usual."
"That's how the lottery makes money, from idiots like you!"

by TitanicSinclair July 5, 2016