winning the lottery

the only way for dad to come back with the milk

You: Mom I won the lottery!
Mom: We can finally move out of this apartment!
Dad:*Walks into the room* Hey son I'm back with the milk!
You and mom: WTF!?!?!

winning the lottery: dad comes back with milk

by iburneddown21orphaneges December 29, 2022

The Lottery

something that your dad comes back for when you win it

Me: MOM I WON THE LOTTERY
(dad: teleports in)
Dad: Your going to give me some, right?

by Your_local_genderbender October 21, 2022

The lottery

Putting multiple condoms into a basket, while one condom has a small hole. Then when the time comes to use a condom a person mixes the condoms up and draws from the basket. Whom ever receives the condom with the hole wins THE LOTTERY.

Ryan played the lottery a couple weeks ago, turns out he won. He’s afraid the child support will be more than he can afford.

by Dat Bald head August 7, 2022

Lottery Fingers

The dust from a scratch-off lottery ticket that gets on your fingers (like Cheeto dust. Usually caused by not having a coin on hand, or being poor and spending your only money on a lottery ticket.

John: “What’s that all over your fingers, man?”
Mark: “Oh, I’ve got lottery fingers. I played a $5 earlier today.”

by MookTheCook June 18, 2018

jamaican lottery

When you find ALL of the weed.

Dude! I want to Dario's house last night and I totally won the Jamaican Lottery!

by poppymemedude February 13, 2017

Lottery

Yeah the numbers match but you didn't work for the money so I'm not going to pay you.

Hym "Can you imagine? You go to claim your lottery winnings and the guy says this. What kind of dishonest swindler thinks like this? I'll tell you who..."

by Hym Iam May 22, 2023

Live Stream Lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) is first-to-market autonomous incorruptible global Web3 lottery

Live Stream Lottery (LSL) innovation is from The Royal Family blockchain based Lottury

by LordofGrange March 31, 2023