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Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"
by joerockets September 15, 2009
mugGet the Puerto Rican License Platemug.

oklahoma license plate

Another name for tramp stamp! Mainly because the state only issues 1 license plate and it's placent is usually on or above the rear bumper!
That Dee Dee is a real slut ,did you see her Oklahoma license plate?
by Drahzi1 June 6, 2018
mugGet the oklahoma license platemug.

License

Oh hey yeah Mikey was telling me about that. That's crazy! What's funny is that what you said is exactly how I described what's happening to me. You do that a lot. Intentionally. Seemingly intentionally. I mean, 'a tweet for help?' Come on now. I mean, you know back in 2018 (I started in 2017 btw) I was in the sex cult but I was fan. Really. We didn't have a problem until the Andy Ngo episode of the Jordan B. Peterson podcast. Where you and your father started doing the thing that you're doing here.

Hym "Wow honey, you sound crazy saying that shit. 'The government has infiltrated the colleges!' People are going to think you're nuts. I wouldn't have posted that if I was you. And, you know, I was telling Mike something about this license earlier. I says to him, I says: 'You know, it's ironic that they're coming for him because he said (about the activist-types) they need to be careful what they say because someone they are talking about may be on a board that determines whether or not you get a grant or keep your license.' And I thought that was funny because that is the opposite of meritocracy. That's literally just equity without the racial element. See, I hope that trying to hoist me by my own petard isn't having any real world consequences for you... You know? Cus you would look pretty fucking stupid if you tried to impose my own personal hell on me and then got caught doing it...
Right? Because he's the book God's one true prophet and all... It would make him look pretty bad. And not me 'Hym' but 'him' him... Especially if I am autistic... That would be even worse for you, right? Hilarious. Nobody made you do any of this (by the way). You could have done the right thing at any time. I mean, if this is how you act when you believe an omniscient reality monster is watching, I'd hate to see you when no one is watching... But, hey, I'm here if you need anything. A place to stay. A sneaky link (your husband has to pretend I don't exist so it doesn't count as cheating 😘). Anything. You know how the old saying goes 'A daughter of my eternal rival is a daughter of mine' Which... ew, kind of makes my solicitation gross... ugh, yeah, you know what? That's off the table. We just... Yeah, no... It just wouldn't feel right at this point but, hey, anything other than sex and I'm there, kay? That license shit is crazy though. Alright. Talk to you later luv ya buhbye 👋"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2023
mugGet the Licensemug.

Hollywood Licensing

When a celeb starts breaking up with their husband in Hollywood films getting ready for their next one, getting filled up with cum with the younger guy we all know and love. STAR WARS MARVEL DC CRISTOPHER NOLAN.
Hollywood licensing has started to develop over the past years, and now movies are starting to look cleaner, shinier, and more dramatic.
by EddieBrock5 September 2, 2023
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Quarantine License

Originating in Charlotte, NC. Students in their teens during the Covid-19 era were allowed exemption from the North Carolina DMV driving test and given a provisional drivers license. These words are used to describe people who are bad at driving and make unthinkable mistakes related to operating a motor vehicle.
person 1: How in the fuck did he manage to flip that car in a 25 zone?!
person 2: lmao bet that nigga got a Quarantine License.

person 1: Damn bruh, I could do for a glizzy right now on god.
person 2: fa sho man hop in. The whip is a lil dirty tho, just move that shit to the back.
person 1: Why the hell you got a whole ass bumper in the front seat?
person 2: A little dude with a Quarantine License hit my shit.
by GlizzyActivity August 5, 2020
mugGet the Quarantine Licensemug.

Chinese Aviator's License

Term largely used by older folks to describe something they have no use for
I need another pair of socks like I need a Chinese Aviator's License
by ronburgundy123 August 25, 2021
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artistic license

Any choice made in the production of anything the artist calls art.
"So I took a bit of artistic license, okay? It's called "Queen Kong Lear", about an apewoman who feels unloved by her sons. If Shakespeare were alive today he'd totally love it."
by Monkey's Dad March 10, 2020
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