leeno jalapeno

a poem about a person who is cat fanatic , and wants to become a cat. In Asian culture it is used to define a Chinese looking person.

boy 1 : look she uploaded a cat picture again
boy 2 : oh she is such a leeno jalapeno

by oxford1 March 15, 2015

Funky Leaner

late model Cadillac or Lincoln or even crown Vic, driven with the driver leaning towards the middle of the car with loud funky music playing (i.e earth wind and fire)

not unlike the gangster lean

The cops pulled over that funky leaner on 8 mile

by phleagus July 20, 2009

Me-leena

The cutest girl you will ever meet. Someone who loves to go on adventures and hang with friends. A true Latina who looks amazing with her hair drenched in water after a nice shower. A Meleena will always be there for you and have your back at all times. She also enjoys cuddles and naptime. Adores animals and tends to have her way by her memorizing brown eyes. Meleena’s also have the best last names. If you have a crush on her you probably wont have the balls to tell her like you should. Her presence leads to people screaming Tores very loudly especially those named Chris. Meleena’s are very rare and extremely valuable, so make sure if you meet one to keep them close.

Jake: Whose the cute girl?
Me: That’s Me-Leena Torres!

by @coolchrisd16 November 30, 2019

Oliver Leenstra

Oli is very stupid

Oliver Leenstra is stupid

by Gay man number 69 December 22, 2019

leedel leedel leedel

3 words for when your bored

"leedel leedel leedel"

by WTF is wrong with me March 18, 2014

Creepy Leeper

While wearing a ski mask and knee-high dress socks, blow an absolute load into her mouth. She will then spit the creamy remains into her hand and proceed to rub it on her vag for use as natural lubricant... Continue fucking, of course!

Hey Tom!
Hey Max!
Did you hear about the "Creepy Leeper" I laid down on that slut last Saturday?
No you didn't!
Yes I fucking did! Shaniqua was hot!
Sweet man!

by Mr. Larry Johnson May 20, 2007

Leanen

The act of being fucked up. Feeling really good.

Hold up son, I just sipped a foe of drank. I'm leanen mayne.

Mayne, I got so throwed last night yo. I popped four bars and was leanen all night.

by TdubATX October 9, 2008