LAMS

A word (or rather an acronym that describes somebody that has "Look At Me Syndrome" (LAMS!)

Someone who has LAMS likes to be the centre of attention and if the room goes quiet they draw attention to themselves by being silly... or leaves a room returning wearing a wig, costume or doing something to draw people to look at them.

"Oh man! That guy Daniel has LAMS.. you can always rely on him to break the silence."

by Andy RF Jones November 10, 2008

Louisiana Lampshade

The "Louisiana Lampshade" is basically an RTFBG but while she is gargling your balls, you take a dump on her eyes and face.

Dude, Dude i hooked up last nite with this chick who was a real freak. She wanted me to give her a Louisiana Lampshade, so i got the hell out of there...

by JIVO March 8, 2008

lambsbread

A specific high-grade marijuana strain originating in Jamacia... was said to be Bob Marley's favorite strain... a skunk variety, finishing in 8-10 wks..very few people have the real deal...maybe a handful..not available anywhere that is known...the taste and smell are unmistakable, not like ANY other skunk variety out there...does not even smell similiar, more like a breeze of fresh air...In the top five most unique (best) strains on the planet, and one of the least known

"Jah rasta-fari..that be da best Lambsbread i eva smoked, mon!"..

by therealTOF February 20, 2007

Lampshade Massacre

The act of a male placing a lampshade over the head of a female companion, then continuing to cut a fair sized hole in the lampshade about the size of the female mouth then pursuing to Fellatio.

Dat bitch Katrina done acted a foo so i slapped a shade on her face we had us a lampshade massacre.

by Ben Mueller August 6, 2006

lambs to the slaughter

1) This phrase refers to any event where innocent person(s) were taken quietly and unassumingly to their deaths without the people who know them discovering about it until after it happened.

2) It is also a short story by Roald Dahl, the author of charlie and the chocolate factory.

"The Jews were lead to the showers like lambs to the slaughter during WWII"


"At Gethsemane, Christ knew he had to be led like a lamb to the sluaghter"

by Gumba Gumba March 10, 2004

lamps

Short for "Look At My Pussy Shorts". Referring to extremely short shorts that accentuate the female genitalia. Usually made of lycra or spandex. Like Daisy Dukes, but shorter.

"You see that girls shorts? THOSE are some LAMPS man. Leave nothing to the imagination I guess!"

by comdygas December 12, 2004

Lamester

Someone who is very lame and insignificant. The term is said dismissively usually.

Stephanie: Guess who I ran into yesterday?
Caroline: And, who might that be?
Stephanie: Scott's girlfriend!
Caroline: Oh no!
Stephanie: And, she wouldn't stop yapping about her new degree in "Women's Studies"... I mean how much more of a dummy could she be to want to do a whole degree about what she should have known to begin with by being a woman!?!
Caroline: Yeah, she is just a lamester you know!?! What else did you expect?!
Stephanie: Well, I expected some class... but, I got trash! Scott has become quite lame too for going out with such a woman!
Caroline: Tell me about it. I think I'm deleting him from my friends' circle of trust. Lame people have no place among us!

by OffBeatDrummer October 26, 2020