by twoodley November 12, 2010
A girl whom hangs around bars with predominantly kiwi-males. Typically getting really drunk on cheap cider's or snakebites. As soon as the alcohol kicks in her mind is set on one thing: kiwi-cock. Looks or size are not important as long as they are "Kiwi" they will fit the criteria.
Girlfriend #1. Ugh what is Sarah seeing in that guy?
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
Girlfriend #2. Well he is a Kiwi.
Girlfriend #1. Oh yeah I forgot she is a massive Kiwi Whore
by DutchSeb October 17, 2011
Mike: Dude, how was jessica last night?
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
Kevin: Ah, about that...wasn't impressed at all. As soon as she pulled down her pants, I noticed her kiwi butt. I could have bailed but, she had nice tits to make up for it.
by sprinteroftheglobe September 12, 2010
kiwi chan is god?
by god of roulette June 08, 2021
by Perry the Fapapus December 16, 2018
by puzzler3015, liker of blons October 23, 2022
The act of a man,while wearing pants or shorts, grabbing under his testes and pulling them up with his penis, thus concentrating his whole package into one "kiwi looking" clump
by Og_mudbone April 03, 2009