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the dog fucked the ass-kisser

It’s an old Persian saying for when someone is trying to point out that there is nothing but shame in being an ass-kisser to an ass-kisser.
A: Hijab is a culture for all our Iranian women and we should make sure everyone wears it at all times.

B: Shut up man, the dog fucked the ass-kisser.

In this example, person A was trying to support the forced hijab rule and cover it up by calling it culture.
by Gabric October 23, 2022
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SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER

HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW TWILIGHT. BELLA IS MAKING OUT WITH VAMPIRES AND WAREWOLVES!!! SHE IS SUCH A SLUT FACE CROSS KISSER
by KLB&DER December 12, 2010
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Boy Kisser

a term to describe someone named Sean.
by AstroTheAnarKitty April 6, 2023
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Mommy Kisser

When someone (at an inappropriate age) kisses their mom on the lips. Usually used to describe a momma's boy but can be used against a momma's girl as well.
Example 1:

Jake- "Did you see Conner KISS his mom on the LIPS?!"
Matt-"YEA dude! He's a Mommy Kisser."

Example 2: White people

Example 3: Sweet Home Alabama
by EGG_125_ May 23, 2022
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Pot Kisser

1) Someone belligerently intoxicated causing excessive vomiting.

2) Forcing one’s self to vomit.
3) Vomiting.
Some chick disrespected me so I called her a pot kisser!
by La PrimaDonna December 9, 2023
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keyboard kisser

Someone who is confident talking shit or spitting game explicitly online but never in person. They are given courage from the protection of their computer screen, but are quiet IRL.
Jared is always talking shit on discord but never has anything to say when I see him in person. He’s such a keyboard kisser.
by NotUrMomma November 7, 2022
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kisser-cancer

A person who is very annoying or if something is like cancer, just worse.
Fuck this is kisser-cancer. Or that guy is kisser-cancer...
by Kisser-cancer June 15, 2017
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