Joopy

n. A Joopy is a derivative of the Armenian word "Jerouopi" which means "to inhale sound deeply through all senses." Typically this applies to unpleasant sounds like passing gas or hearing derogatory slurs shouted but can be applied to almost any sound.

Stephen farted near me yesterday. It was a legit Joopy. I could feel it all around me and I couldn't get away from it

by Not_it415 September 16, 2019

a joop

A joop is a most fantastical creature. It considers itself to be quite weird and strange, and enjoys making bad puns and jokes with other similar creatures. A joop can also be known as 'ajoopie'.

Joops are rather excitable beings known to stress out too much over certain small things yet calmly offer solutions to those in need. If you need a good friend who'll stick by your nonsense for a very long time, a joop is a great creature to talk to.

I'm so fortunate to be friends with a joop.
Oh my god, a joop made more bad puns today :/

by Startistiq February 22, 2018

Braxton Joost

Braxton Joost is a huge L. He pulls zero bitches and has never had a girlfriend. Likable personality but not enough for women to like him
- Amy M

Omg I saw Braxton Joost at the store yesterday.

by Amy-mira December 4, 2022

joosed

being ripped off or stolen from physically (money) or emotionally. Stingy

Garrett joosed segal when he wouldn't pay for lunch

by Segal January 17, 2005

joosh

To be used when a douche goes above and beyond the call of douchedom. A combination of josh and doooosh.

guy 1: that guy has a face i just want to punch

guy 2: yea, hes such a joosh

by ninjachronic May 14, 2010

joose

Government warning,... may cause pregnant wemon to have mixed race babies unknowiningly. and if you drink more than 1 of the joose it will cause you to climb onto a picknick table and have intercourse the umberella hole in the middle of the table in day light, it will cause unexplained sneakiness, resulting in the rare but known "sneaky steve" causing you to have sneaky intercourse in the anus......twice!!!!!!!

This one time at band camp, whilst drinking joose around the campfire and making smores, I unknowingly ventured into sneaky steve's cabin. He was wearing only a ski mask and a pair of socks while he was pinching his nipples and putting lotion on his skin he was fucking a white bitch from behind and then 9 months later the baby came out looking like a piece of charcoal!

by rj belvines March 30, 2008

joostflu

The yearning that manifests within upon the discovery of Stefanie Joosten, a desire for companionship and long term commitment to the Joost that is enticing yet unattainable

Fuck off I have joostflu

by sadboy2002 September 13, 2016