Johan

Johan Pak is a sexy motherfucker that will steal your man, but most of all he will steal your dog and then eat it for dinner the next night.

Random person "of course i love my daddy johan"
The next day:
Johan: Are you gonna cook and clean for me?
Random huzz: Yes king.
Johan: Good girrrrrrl

by pablodetaco February 22, 2025

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From "Monster (2004)" WAS A TRANS-MAN ALL ALONG!?

Hym "JOHAN WAS A LITTLE GIRL WHO WAS GIVEN UP FOR AN EXPERIMENT WHERE THE MOTHER HAD TO CHOOSE WHICH OF HER TWIN DAUGHTERS SHE HAD TO GIVE UP!? WHAT!? WHAAAT!? OH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING NUTZ! WHAT!? I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE IT! I THOUGH HE JUST CROSS-DRESSED TO ACHIEVE HIS GOALS! BUT HE'S A FEMALE WHO IS A TRANS-MAN NOW BUT CROSS-DRESSES AS A WOMAN SOMETIMES!? HOOOOOOLY FUCK, MAN! WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON IN THAT SHOW!? I tried to watch it but only got a few episodes in... WHAT THE FUCK!? AND NOW HE DOESN'T KNOW WHETHER OR NOT SHE GAVE HIM UP TO SAVE HIM OR HERSELF AND THE COGNITIVE DISSONANCE HE EXPERIENCES FROM THAT TRAUMA IS THE IMPETUS FOR HIM TO BECOME THE SINGLE MOST EVIL CHARACTER IN THE HISTORY OF ANIME!? HOOOOOOOLY SHIT! FUCK ME, MAN... DAMN!"

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

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A Shoe Thief

"Hey bro I just got these brand new air jordans" "Better watch out for Johan"

by pink_butter November 24, 2021

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johan remo regio is a student of grade 6 self discipline. he is friends with nicollo and is 0.2% gay. he says and i quote "a bit gay". its alright tho guys i can fix him

yo johan kinda gay ngl

by ventilover69 May 29, 2023

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He is a tall idiot. He is probably gay, tries to rizz up random people, and does a girly scream. He is friends with Nicollo.

Person 1: "Hey, look at Johan! Doing another girly scream as always. Do you think he's gay?"
Person 2: "He probably is."
Johan: "FUCK YOU NICOLLO 🔥🔥🔥"

by eternalbananananannaa May 29, 2023

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