Jesterium

Fucking Bender.

Jesterium, often named Dan, is a god damn bender.

by Haures July 17, 2012

Jester Eyed

When your woman comes on your face so much your eyes get pasted together and you are Jester Eyed.

Amber had me so jester eyed last night she had to lead me to the bathroom.

by bossman billy October 31, 2013

Jester

Someone who is always taking things, never pays, and never asks for something just takes.

Luke: hey man who ate my food in the fridge last night?
Matt: oh man what a jester.

Buddy 1: hey bro can I borrow $5?
Buddy 2: you are always asking for money and never pay me back you jester.

by Zeus5555 May 18, 2014

Jester

A person who has no money

Im a big jester tonight

by Game boy 2580 July 18, 2017

Jester

Anus

Ethical dilemma;

Do I:
A. Raid the chocolate I found that Sarah has bought for presents.

B. Raid Sarah’s vegan cookies.

C. Raid Sarah’s red wine

D. Meet her from the train with a kiss and take her up the Jester.

by EvilDrFish September 3, 2018

Jecters

When a group of people rejects one or more people

Those girls are such jecters

by Hollywoodbaby January 24, 2019

Jester

Jester is nigga with a big ass dick

Oh its Jester he has a big ass dick

by Gago ka bilat December 10, 2019