Double the jerky

This is where to males face each other with the tips of their dicks touching and one of the males, or another member jacks both dicks off in one fluid motion

Double the jerky is so much better than one

by Bayu6969 April 29, 2009

beaver jerky

said of old woman genitalia; old beaver; includes the area near the clitoris; available to old men who can't get anything better

Is beaver jerky any good? You seem young to have settled for beaver jerky. Beavery jerky is better than nothing.

by nunya biznus June 11, 2006

Beef Jerky

The loose, rigid, salty labia of an aged female slut.

They had an all-you-can-eat Beef Jerky buffet at the womens retirement home.

by Michael April 23, 2005

jerky drapes

A very dried out and loose vagina, caused by over sexytiming it up or even the long term effects of gravity.

Also known as: Beef Curtains

Shari had to wear a dress to her ankles to hide her jerky drapes.

I tried to eat shari out, but her jerky drapes sucked me in and i got stuck.

My mom has jerky drapes.

by gettin jiggy February 27, 2009

Jerky Slurpy

Jizz Cum The Act of Male ejaculation.

After the date, I gave kerry a Jerky Slurpy for dessert and made her take the bus home.

by James "Big Dog" Vann August 19, 2007

Jerky, Jerkies (plural)

A term used in New Jersey to what would be generally equivalent to the southern expression "dumbass". Derived from the old expression "your dumb as a ox". Jerky is a dead ox. This implies an existential component and could have death cult affiliation. Lou Decaffeinate along with Jay and Silent Bob are well documented public utterances of this term in the mainline media. Also crank call humor the Jerky Boys. Gabo de la Guerra of 91.7 KOOP FM in Austin is a well know Jerky.

Dont be a jerkey.

You work in Quality Control at a hellish data processing center.

You are running behind schedule.Your Boss Lou from New Jersey yells.....

"OK Jerkey!! Get those dickbeaters moving, that Data aint just gonna QC itself.comon!" (see dickbeaters)

by Gabo, de la Guerra October 09, 2004

Beef Jerky

When a girl thinks she has any talent what so ever at giving a guy a handjob and she rips the skin off your cock and your cock bleeds, the following morning you wake up with a scab instead of a clean dick

Man that fucking Rachael chick, took me into the closet last night and gave me a fucking Beef Jerky. Now my cock is out of comission for at least a week,I wanna snuff that hoe in the face!!!!!

by Brian Cros Himself April 28, 2007