jerking off

Masturbating (particularly males)

I love to jerk off to porn

by 10314 April 20, 2005

Jerkin the Berkin

v- the act of masturbating

I was Jerkin the Berkin when my mom walked in.

by The Pat Masta Flex April 6, 2009

jeric

the nickname given to any men who are appealing to all women, everywhere.

Man, I wish chicks like me as much as they like jeric.

by Taylor Wicks October 23, 2007

jerking a turd

Jerk•ing•a•turd jerk-in-uh-turd

-adjective
1. Speculative term used to refer to someone's tardiness or absence.

2. late; absent; missing.

Question: "Where's the groom?"
Answer: "I don't know. He’s probably jerking a turd."

The ceremony starts at 3:00 PM sharp. You better be there - don’t be jerkin’ a turd.

by CongratulationsDave&Chrissy! August 29, 2010

jerkin it old school

Masturbating/jerking off to porno magazines as opposed to videos and pictures from the internet.

Dude #1 - Whatcha doin?

Dude #2 - I'm jerkin it old school!

Dude #1 - Huh???!!!

Dude #2 - My internet connection is down so I'm jerking off to my Dad's old stash of porno mags instead!

by Tehtonster March 11, 2011

Double Barrel Turd Jerkin

It's when a woman is sitting on the toilet and a man sits on her lap; while they are both pooping the woman gives him a Reach Around.

Bro this chick was so nasty i got her to give me a double barrel turd jerkin

by Nasty Basterd July 28, 2011

Jerail

An annoying boy who steals your stuff. You better watch your things around him because he cannot be trusted.

Is that Jerail , oh I better hide my stuff then.

by I hate October 12, 2017