Jeremy

A person with a mental disability that eats his own hair and watches porn on a school laptop during class (study hall especially). He also has a sick obsession with an asian and ruins everything (mostly inside jokes that he intrudes himself into). Additionally, Jeremy likes hentai when he decides to jerk it off (most notably the pokemon and japanese genres). Jeremy, in addition, likes to eat his hair while he watches porn, his favorite asian, or some girls ass (since he is too creepy to get an actual girlfriend). He secretly holds all his porn collection on a secret thumb-drive that he guards with his life; nobody can steal that from him. Furthermore, he acts completely irrational in every instant to the point where if you catch his "fancy"...well...you have a fuckbuddy for life.
Jeremy: "WHATS POPPIN'?!?!?!?!?!?"
Asian: "Goddamnit, FUCK OFF JEREMY"
by THATSWANKYMATCHMAKER November 18, 2017
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A cool kid that can get on your nerves and make you feel bad, but you still are friends with him. He is short and loves acting.
Jeremy’s cool
by mynamodangishahaha October 16, 2018
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Jeremy is such a jerk
by CaptainCat October 14, 2020
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Fucking Gay Fag That's Gems All the Time
I'm a fucking. Jeremy.
by Kyle lehan May 15, 2017
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A sudden spike of errors per second
Oh my god Prod is f@#ked - Who did a Jeremy
by Scotty Funk December 03, 2010
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The act of or being ignored.
Kid #1: Hey Bob!
Kid #2: Hey Bob!
Kid #3: Hey Bob!

Kid #4: Man. You guys just got Jeremyed.
by Browniiezz November 23, 2009
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Someone who reads the dictionary for fun, picks their butt which by the way is nice, and loves to eat p&j sandwitches and drink green tea!
omg he's pullin' a Jeremy!
by ashat November 04, 2007
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