2 definitions by THATSWANKYMATCHMAKER
A rather large man, with an obsession with dinosaurs, specifically the T-rex. He also adores elephants because he believes they are the key to opening world peace with their docile nature.
Friend 1: "Look at my boi trevor and his humanitarian works"
Friend 2: " Even though he is fascinated with the T-rex, he absolutely loves adorable elephants"
Friend 1: "He is such a great guy to be around!"
Friend 2: " Even though he is fascinated with the T-rex, he absolutely loves adorable elephants"
Friend 1: "He is such a great guy to be around!"
by THATSWANKYMATCHMAKER February 28, 2017
A person with a mental disability that eats his own hair and watches porn on a school laptop during class (study hall especially). He also has a sick obsession with an asian and ruins everything (mostly inside jokes that he intrudes himself into). Additionally, Jeremy likes hentai when he decides to jerk it off (most notably the pokemon and japanese genres). Jeremy, in addition, likes to eat his hair while he watches porn, his favorite asian, or some girls ass (since he is too creepy to get an actual girlfriend). He secretly holds all his porn collection on a secret thumb-drive that he guards with his life; nobody can steal that from him. Furthermore, he acts completely irrational in every instant to the point where if you catch his "fancy"...well...you have a fuckbuddy for life.
by THATSWANKYMATCHMAKER November 18, 2017