Milk

A thing that makes fathers get kidnapped by aliens and when the dad comes back he gets milk again and then he is stuck in a endless loop

Dad: "I will get milk for my family."

Alien: not on my watch

by somepersonwholikescheese May 31, 2022

Milk

Rids potion effects such as jump boost or potion of harming.

You drank milk in Minecraft

by OwU UwO August 30, 2020

Milk

When something is awkward or lame.

*Girl gets up and does awkward impression of someone, and she is not funny.
"Man, that was so milk"

by Wyatt P August 23, 2010

Milk

A rare quest item that can take up to 15 year to get. It is very hard to obtain just because of how long it takes to get to it.

Kid: where are you going?
Dad:(staring intensely into the distance) to get some milk.

by Bob dinkledash January 12, 2019

milk

a drink nothing more

i'm thirsty i would like a drink

by baby girl January 7, 2004

the milk

to be completely still

the milk *freezes*

by crissycrossappleesauce September 1, 2019

Milking

The act of picking up road kill and placing it on another person's door step. This is done as either a joke between friends or as an effective way to get back at another person.

Last night we went milking and hit that asshole Steve's house.

by ohdah May 12, 2009