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Intensity

1. The power or magnitude of light, heat, or whatever else you might analyze in physics class. Intensity is inversely proportional to the square of distance from the source.
2 (a) Excessive and mindless enthusiasm for an activity which is often trivial or pointless. This concept was coined by a group of students from
radnor high school when they were bored during gym class. When you’re playing soccer, Intensity is the voice in your head that tells you to tackle the goalie. Intensity is the Mortal Kombat theme song playing on the nearest boom box when everyone in your gym class has a hockey stick. At the same time, Intensity is getting pumped over something irrelevant. You would be a normal fan if you got insanely pumped for a footbal game, but you would be Intense if you got insanely pumped for a football game between a mediocre team and a really bad team (see Lower Merion High School and radnor). Other legit examples are shouting "defense" as other physics olympics teams try to get their rubber-band powered airplanes off the ground, getting in a fight with another school's mascot, and spirited douche-baggery.
Intensity is generally accepted to be equal to perspiration multiplied by duration. With this meaning, NEVER use the original pronunciation. A good bet is In-tense-it-eye.
2 (b) Getting rowdy
1. If I differentiate the double integral of the function of intensity... I'll get the first integral... Screw this physics homework, I'm going to go whack off.
2. We totally need to bring the Intensity to the next game. You know, so we'll be Intense.
by DJ 'Burth December 11, 2008
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Emotional Identity

a social defense mechanism created by someone who is living in an emotional state of fear based off traumatic past experiences: e.g. idolotry; judgement; and/or seperation from unity.
1) His emotional identity has created the most interesting coping mechanism.

2) The emotional identity is what drives capitalism.

3) Competition between two people is based off the emotional identity.

4) The time has come for the unity of all things and the veil to lift on the emotional identites we have create to cope with society.
by Psych777 June 22, 2010
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samsung intensity

A cell phone with a full keyboard. A decent phone, if only it had more than 20mb of memory and could shoot, send, and recieve VIDEO!
Guy 1: I got the samsung intensity!
Guy 2: Sucks for you, it can't even shoot video!
Guy 1: FFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
by YouMayCallMeV December 1, 2010
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Age Identity Crisis

1) A person who often forgets how old they are, literally

2)Someone who acts or dresses much younger or older than they are

A.I.C. for short. Developed by a girl/woman who married a man 30 years older than her and often found herself not knowing if she should act 20 or 50. She happened to suffer from both forms of A.I.C and consistently forgot her actual age, even when asked by the nurse at Red Cross.
Person 1 "How old are you?"
Person with Age Identity Crisis. "uuuuhhh....????"

Did you see that 50 year old guy with an Ed Hardy T-shirt? He must suffer form A.I.C.
by milf86 April 19, 2010
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Sports Identity

A person who is not sure exactly what team they should root for. Typically a “bandwagon fan” or someone who likes a team for no apparent reason that it seems they should. Also yet a person who is a die hard college sports fan but never has been to college himself.
Steve is from New York. He likes the college football team Florida Gators yet has never been Gainesville, FL. He also likes Kentucky State college basketball but lives in Florida now. He also follows the Pittsburgh Steelers since they have had a good track record of winning games recently. Its seems Steve does not know his own Sports Identity.
by Mick59 April 19, 2011
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American Identity

what it means to be an American: one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here
When Miss Poblete asked the class what the American Identity is, David said an American is one who takes advantage of the freedom and opportunity we have here.
by David June 19, 2006
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identity theft

When someone steals someone else's credit card, and then proceeds to buy tons of stuff and put it ont their account.
by Rodney Basil November 5, 2003
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