Private Pooper

A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.

One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.

Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.

Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.

Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!

Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.

Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!

Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.

Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 04, 2009
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pooper schnicker

The word coined by wordTom/word

It .. I actu... oh go.. I have no idea what it means.. Leave me alone.
I got nothin'.
by larstait October 29, 2003
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pooper-duper

Pronunciation: 'pü-p&r-'dü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper

Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!
by Pooper-duper June 18, 2007
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pooper-potamus

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus
by bfeezy83 December 27, 2019
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Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.
Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.
by ApolloEz November 06, 2018
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Pooper Scooter

Someone who "scoots" or nudges dog pop into the bushes instead of picking it up and disposing of it properly. Pooper scooters want people to think they are picking up after their dog when they really aren't.
Miles: Don't forget the pooper scooper!
McCord: it's cool I'll just kick it into some bushes or something.
Miles: Dude you're such a pooper scooter
by Andythemailman April 20, 2013
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The Pooper Scooper

The Pooper Scooper is a dominant male who is known for anal sex. There can only be one "Pooper Scooper" at a time. The Pooper Scooper is a ranking title and is the top rank of all men.
Mike: Yo Anthony! Word on the street is you are "The Pooper Scooper"!
Anthony: Hell yeah, I just did anal with this big booty bitch last night!
by TheOfficialJasonS January 30, 2015
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