A Private Pooper is someone who claims to never shit, and is never seen going to the bathroom and taking the long time needed for a shit.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
One theory is that the Private Pooper's wait until a late time, preferably around 3 in the morning when everyone in the general vicinity is sleeping, so they can poop without being caught.
Many of these Private Pooper's have drawn speculations by saying that they're brushing their teeth, and that's why they are taking so long in the bathroom.
Experts say they leave the faucet running during their said "teeth brushing" so that no one will hear the kerplunk into the toilet from the poop.
Many have said to have caught Private Pooper's in the act, but weren't able to supply legitimate evidence.
Joe: Michael, you're taking longer in the bathroom than normal!
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
Michael: Yeah because I'm washing my face, sorry that I have a girlfriend you idiot.
Joe: You're not washing your face, I know exactly what you're doing you Private Pooper!
Michael: OK motherfucker, you're just a dumb pussy.
Joe: yeah yeah, you Private Pooper.
by Dude-guy April 4, 2009
Get the Private Poopermug. The word coined by wordTom/word
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by larstait October 28, 2003
Get the pooper schnickermug. Pronunciation: 'pü-p&r-'dü-p&r
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper
Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Function: adjective
Etymology: reduplication of super-pooper
Definition: pooper of the greatest excellence, size, effectiveness, or impressiveness
Noone could have guessed that this seemingly refined and well-mannered young man was actually the world's most prominent pooper-duper!
by Pooper-duper July 16, 2007
Get the pooper-dupermug. An individual who takes a dump in a public restroom without flushing, usually in their place of employment or a place where they regularly poop. Generally, the phantom pooper abides by a set of ground rules:
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
1. Leave a phantom poop only if the restroom is empty so as to secure your anonymity. If another person enters the restroom while you are on the toilet, simply poop and wipe/flush as usual.
2. Throw no toilet paper in the toilet. This will allow you to show off your brown creation in its full glory, as well as leave the person who finds the phantom poop to think "Wow, no toilet paper, this must have been a ghost!"
3. Leave a phantom poop daily, ideally in the same stall at the same time. This will ensure general chaos and distrust in the workplace.
A phantom pooper began work at Jame's office, creating chaos and distrust among his co-workers. Eventually they had to install sensor flushers in the toilets to foil the phantom pooper.
by Cornyhotdogs October 15, 2017
Get the Phantom Poopermug. When the wife circles a parking lot like a dog getting ready to poop and ultimately settles for a spot at the back of the lot.
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Get the pooper goopmug.