(noun) Male or female who performs the act of cunnilingus. Sometimes used as a derogatory term for lesbians.
If it smells good, EAT IT!
If it smells good, EAT IT!
by Grue December 14, 2003
Get the ditch lickermug. Term used to describe a woman who bears three or more of these attributes:
A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"
A)Ugly
B)Really Fat
C)Smells of B.O.
D)Has Bad Breath and/or Bad Teeth
E)Is Visibly Dirty
F)Loudmouth Social Retard
G)Wears Undersized Skirts and Pants so That Her Fat Dirty Arse Hangs Over the Waistline to Reveal her Dingy, Soiled Thong.
H)Actually Thinks They are "All That and a Bag of Chips"
by Bloody Abo September 3, 2006
Get the Ditch pigmug. by sue doe nim. August 15, 2008
Get the e-Ditchmug. 
Short for urban dictionary.
by BromanceLover69 September 23, 2009
Get the urban ditchmug. to have a drunk chick "whos on your nerves" go to the bathroom so you can bolt to your car and leave her in complete mystery......
to later use as a booty call
to later use as a booty call
HER:did you kelly ditch me?....
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
YOU: no the president called and i had to help him sign the bill of rights so you could have your freedom to please me....
thus performin the kelly ditch
by caspertyme May 2, 2010
Get the the kelly ditchmug. by I piss knowledge November 1, 2020
Get the ditch parrotmug.