This is the highest form of simping. The men in this category babysit the children of women who they don’t even like anymore. Typically the women are ex gf or ex wife’s. The man is dominated by these women even after the relationship is over. Yet he still treats her as though she’s a queen.
by Kingsheriffdaddy August 7, 2021
Get the Hyper-simpmug. by Goffrey Clayton April 14, 2014
Get the hyper-lashmug. by Antcrips June 5, 2017
Get the hyper rapemug. being unironic about irony but hiding the true forms of truth or sincerity or the origin of the irony being discussed, inherently actually being ironic, in all cases, like verbally, or situationally, or dramatically, but expressing to the audiences as unironic.
by certified.female.person.human November 22, 2022
Get the Hyper-Ironicmug. A disgusting human being that overly reacts to the death of a celebrity. These people tend to post quotes, pictures and even personal messages of said dead celebrity and act like they were a true follower from the very begining. Usually a good 95% of these people barely ever cared about that celebrity or their life and they’ll usually ignore the deaths of neighbors and people within close vicinity but act like they were deeply hurt by the death of a celebrity.
Person 1: Oh shit *celebrity name* died I need to let everyone on social media know how sad and struck I am.
Person 2: Are you seriously a death hyper? You weren‘t all that concerned about the homeless kid being hit by a car the other day.
Person 1: Man, do you even know who *celebrity name* is? He/she was a legend.
Person 2: Are you seriously a death hyper? You weren‘t all that concerned about the homeless kid being hit by a car the other day.
Person 1: Man, do you even know who *celebrity name* is? He/she was a legend.
by Tajcrnac January 27, 2020
Get the Death Hypermug. To pipe (viciously fuck) with hyperactive and supersonic speed, consensual but unexpected often surprising
by Stunky punk November 23, 2021
Get the Hyper pipermug. Sweating is one thing, but hyper hydrociating is a whole new animal. Hyper hydrociating is when you drink a gallon of water and go on a three mile jog through the desert. Hyper hydrociating is going to an outdoor gym in Louisiana during the dog days of summer. Hyper hydrociating is a rare instance, but you will know it’s occurring when every square inch of your body is secreting sweat. Even your teeth will be producing sweat.
by After School May 4, 2019
Get the Hyper Hydrociatingmug.