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the silent howdy

When one or more people Jack off in front of a sleeping person as soon as the jizz hits the sleeping persons face both people scream Howdy
Me and Jack have the silent Howdy to Jessica
by Ghostboxbeat October 6, 2020
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howdis

the difinative way of saying "hi"
how's it howdis; howdy, I'M JEJJ HOWDIS
by chajj the god May 2, 2018
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Howdy

Very nasty looking old man with a Canadian accent, found mostly in area's round pre-schools where he likes to show his private parts to young children (mostly boys)
Ewww is that Howdy looking at our little boy? Yes he is!! call the cops Henry!!!
by Castielstevens January 12, 2019
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Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car
F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****
by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024
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Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.
Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”
by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024
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Prison-howdy-do

When you arrive in prison and beat down the biggest prisoner in your cell block so everyone will know you're not easy pickings. Occasionally known as a "PHD".
"Paul wasn't looking to be anyone's bitch while he did a stretch at Riker's, so he gave the alpha a prison-howdy-do and got through his sentence with no trouble from the other prisoners."
by Ight Biddy October 19, 2022
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