Howdy Pillar

Howdy Pillar, the most attractive caterpillar shopkeeper known to man. If anyone says otherwise they’re a complete idiot and should be put in rehab.

Person 1: “Omg I love Howdy Pillar!!”
Person 2: “No, Wally Darling is better!”
Person 1: “Get the fuck out!!”

by Slinkypeepee January 6, 2024

Howdy Farmer

When your b**** is riding you in the car and you say howdy farmer meaning there's a farmer next to the field where you parked your car

F*** that's a good f*** howdy farmer hahaha funny b****

by Big D 420 stoner January 14, 2024

Howdy

When you see a hot femal and you get an erection.

My girls gets my howdy going.

by BIGMANBAGMAN January 13, 2020

Howdy Hair

The resurgence of the wavy in the back Mullet hairstyle . Predominantly wore by high school aged fans of Country and Western lifestyle and fashion.

WTF ? Did the rodeo just let out or what ? I've never seen this place packed with dudes all sporting "Howdy Hair"

by Dfdubmountain November 9, 2020

Howdy

Very nasty looking old man with a Canadian accent, found mostly in area's round pre-schools where he likes to show his private parts to young children (mostly boys)

Ewww is that Howdy looking at our little boy? Yes he is!! call the cops Henry!!!

by Castielstevens January 12, 2019

Howdy

"Howdy" is Texan for "Hello, I'm Carrying."

When meeting someone new and you are concealed carrying, instead of saying your typical greetings, you simply say "Howdy."

by Scottydntno March 31, 2024

New England Howdy

A greeting where someone says howdy, while flipping you off and usually including too much eye contact or stretching out the word weirdly long.

Bro, I saw this dude that picked a bunch of drunk fights last night and gave hime the New England Howdy.

by Patriot-hate August 10, 2022