Cincinnati Hot Pocket

When a person shits in a pillow case and beats someone else with it, very hard.

"Dan I will Cincinnati Hot Pocket you!!!!!!!"

by lauren p! May 7, 2008

Hot Pocket coochie

Quick to heat fast to eat easy to get 2 minutes in the microwave pop coochie's ready to go to on to the next let's not forget cheap real cheap

Can't even wait in welfare line for food stamps cuz she got hot pocket coochie

by Go og gma February 22, 2023

Hot Pocket

a blow job, female to male oral sex, fellatio done under duress or with an element of danger such as in a movie theater or other such public place.

Hey girl, can I get a Hot Pocket?

by givafuk May 31, 2010

Brazilian hot pocket

When a man shits in a women's vagina then procedes to ram the shit even further with a soccer ball to the point where the woman almost dies of absolute fuckery.

Dam girl I done fucked your so hard I declare that a Brazilian hot pocket

by The chaotic nigger June 4, 2016

Corporate Hot Pocket

When you stay after work specifically to defecate in a colleague's desk drawer, or filing cabinet.

"Yo man, ol' Jimmy threw me under the bus again. Hope he enjoys the Corporate Hot Pocket I leave in his bottom drawer."

by DJ Gladden September 24, 2013

Pennsylvania hot pocket

The act of finding a dead deer on the side of the road cutting out its ass then bringing it home to microwave it and preform sexual acts to it

Greg was lonely last night so he got himself a pennsylvania hot pocket

by getting it done December 9, 2013

mexican hot pocket

The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.

Last time i was at Walmart I left a mexican hot pocket in onw of their display models.

by Pokintail May 15, 2010