hurt by the hoover

when you nearly mangle your penis trying to use a vacuum suction tool to pleasure yourself

Can you believe that the reason Stephen went tranny was because he was hurt by the hoover when he was in high school?

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

poon hoover

The action of sucking on a womans clitoris ie, giving someone a poon hoover, or poon hoovering them. The experience is found to be very pleasurable among females.

"Oh my god I like totally gave Jane Porter a poon hoover last night and she came all over my face!"

"duuuude"

by Corey Martin May 5, 2007

Emptying the Hoover

When an old man cums and it comes out in a poudery texture much like Jew children after the holocaust

Aaron was Emptying the Hoover all over oisin and he gosted it like a boss

by Lil rocky March 7, 2019

Hoover tickler

Pleasurably simulating ones anus with the brush attachment on a vacuum cleaner.

Tony: last night I gave myself a Hoover tickler.

David: that sounds painful.

by itsradio May 1, 2013

Hoover dam

To put super glue on your pee hole so you don’t get a girl pregnant

Who needs codoms. Just Hoover dam it. You won’t get her pregnant. .

by Trome November 8, 2019

Fun Hoover

A person who sucks the fun out of any given situation

Person 1: I bet I could juggle these five rotten eggs
Person 2: bullshit
Person 3: No don’t if you drop them it will make a mess
Person 1: Oh fuck me who invited the fun hoover

by Dan the bastard October 8, 2011

Hoover Vacuum

When your fucking a girl from behind, lift her legs up, kick her arms out from under her and push her around the house.

When performing the Hoover Vacuum, make sure when your fucking her, you push her around the house on her face.

by tsunde2009 December 18, 2008