one hitter splitter

Closely related to the "one hitter quitter" The one hitter splitter is defined as "splitting opens on face with a hideous gash with one blow of the fist"

I used to think that I had the one hitter quitter, but it turns out I've got the one hitter splitter.

by Tim Morgan September 18, 2006

Double Shitter Hitter

Whenever the tank and the toilet bowl are being used at the same time by two males, then while on the toilet bowl one turns around and blows the other dude before flushing.

Tommy said, "Don't go in the bathroom Mike and Steve are having a double shitter hitter."

by [e-mail] November 20, 2018

texas two hitter

A double barrelled bong used primarily by pot smoking losers who missed the hippie movement but tried to live it anyway by moving to communes in Maine.

"Remember that fat bitch Kevin Kelly used to have that groovy Texas Two Hitter."

by Rick January 24, 2005

one hitter quitter

he pulled that one hitter quitter on me cauze brother ain't been back sin

he pulled dat one hitter quiter cause brotha ain't been back since he got dat ass

by Angela May 13, 2005

leadoff hitter

A guy who doesn’t hit doubles

Gary is their leadoff hitter? Dude must hit no doubles.

by peedrinker42 May 8, 2022

Pitched a no-hitter

When a guy is in a relationship with a girl and he doesn't hit her and due to his refrain the relationship doesn't work out.

Tim what's so crushed over breaking up with Kelly he just didn't understand what went wrong in their relationship, confiding in a friend he told him he loved her he never hit her. Tim's friend told him, ' that's the reason you guys never worked out, you pitched a no-hitter."

by Shage VanDyk July 25, 2025

Cleanup Hitter

Popular men that purposefully pursue significantly less popular women for an easy pickup.

“Logan is such a cleanup hitter , he hasn’t taken a proper swing all season.”

by mikethewise48 April 3, 2023