Dolla-Dolla Hedge

When you are running low on funds, you need to make a high risk high reward gander. Consider the dolla dolla hedge which maximizes gains while minimizing financial risk. This technique works by hedging one dolla against another dolla. Since you are hedging two dollas, no matter which dolla wins, you will always make money.

Shreeto: I'm in need of some quick cash
Verd: Have you tried the Dolla-Dolla Hedge?
Shreeto: No I'm a toady so I'm scared of hedging.
Verd: You should try it, its low risk high reward.
*Shreeto does the Dolla-Dolla Hedge*
Shreeto: Wow now I'm rich, I got fat stacks and super pacs!

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

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Hedging

For those that have fallen out with Banking, Hedging relates to rolling your poo up in toilet roll and putting it in a hedge where nobody will find it. You then return to pick it up before you get on a train and leave it under the chairs in first class where nobody will see it.

I've just sold my Hedging Media to Gary Lineker for a fortune for him to use against the Shat on Pitch Quantity Psychs.

by MichelleBlack314 August 15, 2023

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hedge lecture

Noun. Also a verb, "hedge-lecturing". An unofficial and often illegal peer-to-peer educational method, done totally outside the purview of the educational establishment, in which one person teaches another some technical skill which can potentially be misused for harmful purposes. It is derived from "hedge sermon", when early Protestant clerics were banned by the Vatican from preaching in Catholic churches.

1. Vera gave me a hedge lecture in chemistry in her dining room. 2. I'm hedge-lecturing Max about how engines work.

by Witchdoc6146 June 13, 2010

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