pimp handles

Hoop earings so large that one can easily grab them and deliver a sharp yank, stopping the wearer in their tracks.

I say, take a gander at the pimp handles on yonder prostitute.

by DJ Silly Hat March 24, 2008

Handle-Ears

Handle-Ears are ears that are so big you could hold on to them for stability whilst completing tasks such as receiving a boost over a fence, or riding during sex.

This is caused by an anomaly during conceiving the child.

I couldn't gain stability whilst I was riding Kyle, so I just held on to his Handle-Ears instead!

by Half-Nut May 07, 2020

Nub Handles

The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.

Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"

Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"

by NaYmLiS September 01, 2013

a 2 handle

Corporate term for 2 million dollars. Utilized in Collections to simplify a lofty goal that will likely make u feel dumb for not hitting it.

(Late evening txt by Boss):
Boss: What do you think man

Boss: An we put a 2 handle on this ?

by R 2.0 December 30, 2020

Beef Handle

A large cock

"Dude, my Gf came over last night, and she totally sucked my Beef Handle"

by akendall June 28, 2009

dill handle

The stem of a pickle, used to get a pickle out of the pickle jar.

I wish I could get the pickle out of the jar... Where is that dill handle.

by Daffney Kildoo October 14, 2007

Crack Handle

A ponytail on a crack whore.

I let go of her crack handle before I donkey punched her.

by Kittymeow78 April 13, 2018