Fustigated

To be intoxicated to the point that one is unable to speak coherently

I got totally fustigated last night at the party

by arikhan November 14, 2010

McDouble Fisting

McDouble Fisting is the act of holding and eating two McDoubles, one in each hand.

Jay - Hey, check out that fat guy McDouble Fisting over there all by himself in the corner booth.

Ryan - Haha, I'm lovin' it.

by BourbonPictionary December 22, 2013

Turkey Fisting

Fisting someone with your thumb up.

Brian: Bruh, I got so pissed at this guy I seriously considered turkey fisting this mofo

by Sidnelobster August 7, 2014

Soda Fisting

When your pop gets stuck in the machine so you fist dat bitch until it comes out!!!

That damn Coke Machine stole my dolla so I began Soda Fisting the hell out of it!

by Brush Tits January 6, 2015

Canadian Fisting

Canadians, in their vast desire to one up the rest of North America, created a way of fisting someone in the style of their favorite mammal. To perform the maneuver you must have extremely strong digits and the man/woman must have severely trained their hole. Pass your hands across your chest, stopped only by hooking your thumbs. They should now resemble the antlers of the great Canadian Moose. Lube vigorously with maple syrup. Stare deeply into your partner's eyes and give a curt, respectful Canadian nod. Roar the call of the Moose and shove extended Moose horns into the eager hole. Prep for most chilling orgasm of your life.

"She is truly a Mounty's dream, she loves taking a Canadian Fisting."

by GWCovert January 19, 2016

Fire fisting

The act of inserting a fist into a vagina or anus after rubbing hands with hot sauce or the juice of a hot pepper.

She wanted some hot sexy action but didn't expect hot fire fisting.

by snowpocalypse9 September 18, 2016

Cum-fisting

When one man proceeds to cum into the anus of another to which he follows up by fisting the asshole using semen as lub.

While on the bus Joshua exclaimed to his friend Jennifer, I'm not huge on anal but I'd be up for cum-fisting all night.

by Tsx Weasel July 27, 2016