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campus camps

Summer camp located on Long Island where the water slide is covered in mud and the fucking lunch costs more than $10 dollars, even though it’s the worst food I’ve ever had. There is a cringey theme song for it and a lot of the kids are wearing fortnite and Minecraft shirts. Also most of the kid are in elementary school and don’t know how to play sports. The best thing about the camp is travel camp where you pay a lot extra to send your kid to another fun place. The group for travel is small so you ride the Tard Cart aka the mini bus. Wanna go on your phone? WELL TOO BAD CUZ YOU CANT IN THIS PLACE
Yo I’m going to campus camps

Really? I heard you have to sing some stupid theme song
by FlurpMan August 8, 2018
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Wrong-campus twatted

a) A level of intoxication that you find yourself on 1) The wrong campus of your university/college 2) The campus of a totally different university.

b) An equivalent level of intoxication where meaning a) *could* occur given the chance/location
"Dude, I got wrong-campus twatted last night and had to walk back in the rain, it was a pretty crazy night."

"Did you hear about John, he got so drunk he got wrong-campus twatted and ended up crashing a Christian union meeting"
by Kirjavah September 25, 2013
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Sports campus

The reason colleges and universities exist is no longer to educate young people for a career. They exist solely to create the best football and basketball teams, the two sports which bring in the most money for the school. These two sports fund all other sports on campus and bring in tons of money from alumni and boosters that enriches the school and pays for the spiraling salaries of the coaches and trainers. Career prep is a distant second. college, university, sports, athletics, football, basketball, education, graduate, higher education, campus, learning, class, degree, baseball, soccer, swimming, lacrosse, hockey, basketball golf, tennis
Let’s be honest, this place isn’t about getting a degree, it’s about sports. It’s a sports campus.
by joecoolthefool May 11, 2019
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campus stud

The senior at a big university who is everywhere at all times. He is very intelligent, charming, and brutally handsome. Anyone who is someone wants to be with the Campus Stud. This guy has his shit together and only hangs out with the elite on campus. His reputation is well known, and he is idolized by all. You will want to know the Campus Stud- this guy is the real deal.
Sometimes, you have to sacrifice for the campus stud. If he wants something you want, he gets it first because he's the king.
by sbsnaps247 December 16, 2014
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tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.
Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!
by QuacksO May 24, 2016
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For the Campus

When a person is for the campus, they are a person that has sex with anything and anyone on campus.
Chad: “Yo Brad did you see how Hannah was all over me last night?
Brad: “Yea she’s For the Campus.”
by Mike Pipeslong December 12, 2019
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campus cry

A campus cry is where a bunch of snowflakes gather to cry with one another.
We will have a campus cry today
by That guy 45 November 15, 2017
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