chinese burn ones penis to the point it eventually falls off. then, circumcise the penis and stitch one end of the foreskin to create a “sock”. violently shit in this song and ejaculate/piss in it. shake shake shake! then, drink this ungodly substance. shit the substance back and use it for everyday activities, primarily lube and skincare.
by TheTikTokExplainer May 05, 2024
The action of fixing your appearance by looksmaxing but no matter how hard you try you will not be up to your own standards
by willywinka38 December 01, 2023
A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
by Klumf lord September 01, 2020
A word to describe the process of eating something that’s only half done, a certain gooiness, but still firm ;)
by Klumf lord September 01, 2020
To attempt human reproduction via a series of poorly co-ordinated physical movements.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Another word for sex, but clumsy.
Sam: "Ugh I couldn't sleep"
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
Mortimer: "Why's that?"
Sam: "We have thin walls man. I could hear you flumping that librarian all night."
College Bro: "Your mom's a baddie. I'd love to flump her."
by flumpmeister flex July 25, 2022
"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"
"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"
"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"
by HoseBoy April 15, 2023