Cum flump

A fat gay cum slut that wears a stupid fucking hat.

"Oh man, we filled that fat fucking cum flump up last night"

"That Dave is such a cum flump, he leaks cum when he walks"

by HoseBoy April 15, 2023

Flump

That one friend that always bails out on your crew

Yo man, justin is such a flump ! Never comes through for the homies. I invited him to the cabin months ago and he bailed last minute to play golf. We should nickname him flumpy gump.

by Dudewearsmycar July 12, 2024

Whizzle flump

To fall, slyly.

To get out of doing the washing up he whizzle flumped and landed on the floor.

by RDlicious June 20, 2025

Flump

A fat lazy lump of fur. Typically a larger fat long hair cat.

The flump slept peacefully on the warm sunlit pillow.

by Flumpadumpadoor May 22, 2018

Flump

The action of screwing up a line of speech or forgetting what one was going to say

P1: erm dude? I forgot my lines again.

P2: don't worry bro, you just flumped.

by OldManInAShower321 June 5, 2022

Flump

The act of

Fucking
Licking
Umbilicus
Masturbation
Pelting

Dude last night I gave my GF some Flump.

by Rick Suncurve June 6, 2018

Flump

A person who can be friendly but is annoying

"If you are mean and scam you are a flump

by Flempling December 6, 2020