When you decide to use your significant other as a human life ring but instead of using a real life ring you use pubes tied together in a braid to form a circle.
by NIGGERS MUST DIE May 6, 2024


A variant of the gas pipe maneuver where instead of farting, the person shoots out diarrhea. Named for the town of Flint, Michigan, where the water is notoriously dirty.
by itssojoever May 1, 2024

When your girl sticks a raw Koegel sausage in your butthole and wiggles it around until you orgasm. The acidity will make your ass feel like it's on fire but it's worth it if you can handle it because your ass will go numb and you will nut harder. The name derives from Flint, Michigan where there is a Koegel Sausage billboard right on I-75 near where all the roads are stacked on top of each other. If you've driven through Flint, you know what I'm talking about.
Ron: "My girl and I were getting kinky and she gave me the flint sausage fondler. DAMN I haven't felt that good in a long time."
by HouCou2003 November 3, 2022

she’s hot and funny she’s very nice and friends with everyone she likes boys and she has hella of them in her dms she has been screwed over by her other ex’s but now she just single and has guys but she’ll be loyal if she rly likes you she’s a baddie and will kerk off on u if u mess up also she is wild and has full confidence she can dance too
by apahcn August 27, 2019

when you take a newborn baby, but it in a burlap sack with a rock, tie a rope around it and toss it in the river
Redneck1: I got my sister pregnant
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
Redneck2: what are yall going to do?
Redneck1: It will be a flint river baby
by thatsouthernboy December 31, 2017

by Kayla Gvillo May 9, 2024
