Flaps Akimbo

Huge bacon bits spread wide and ready for action.

"man she was gagging for it, she was flaps akimbo"

by John March 10, 2005

Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

chundle flap

A piece of material that is placed by a woman's taint to ensure that two males testicles won't touch during a two males with with one female act of intercourse.

Hey bro we need a chundle flap if we're both gonna nail this chick, so our balls won't touch. If they touch that means we're gay!

by chundle1 February 25, 2009

FlaP BOnG

flapbong

Hey man, pass the flap bong. What’s that? You know! The flap bong!

by Mr.PutPut September 08, 2018

Crater Flap

When you are born with your penis hole in the wrong place and surgically have to have another hole poked into the tip of your penis. A Crater Flap is the old hole that was sewed closed.

Hey bro! Did you know that I have a Crater Flap?

by NanTheMemeMan February 21, 2018

Flap Fold

Creases in the skin, generally found in larger, obese individuals, that entrap dried skin, sebum and sweat, to create a cheesy, odiferous, smegma. Generally is not noticeable until a fat, flap fold is pealed back.

Roger went hogging and picked up a chick at the bar and took her home. He was pounded her good until she got in doggy position and her flap fold opened and Roger started to retch.

by Eaton Holgoode October 19, 2015

Scrunt flaps

Large encrusted and often perforated labia, most commonly found on the larger lady. Known to be accompanied by severe discharge and open sores.

Mildred had the most rotton scrunt flaps I had ever encountered.

by Tit weirdo 78 January 11, 2020