Flake 180

When a guy or girl says one thing but they end up doing the complete opposite.

I'm really into you! I want to be in a committed relationship, I can see us getting married. Then they cut all communication with no warning. They won't return calls or reply to text messages.

So this guy totally flaked on me, we had so many things planned and he won't return my calls or speak to me, here is yet another guy that pulled a Flake 180.

by Saurus-rex January 23, 2011

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."

Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

by Notaflakeassbitch March 11, 2017

flake-ery

A common term in political campaigns.
It denotes a person's lack of activity, when they have signed up to volunteer, and fail to show up.

Gwendolyn exhibited mad flake-ery by not showing up to door to door canvass, after signing up to do so for 5 straight weeks.

by Little monkey October 14, 2013

flake master flex

The supreme ruler in the art of the flake- frequently commits to attendance of an event or activity, but disappears without a trace as soon as you ask where they are.

Person 1: Where's Gonzo man? He said he was coming.

2: you mean flake master flex? He's not coming lol.

by Timothy Flinsmass May 5, 2018

Flake Artist

Someone who skillfully and willfully escapes pre-existing plans with friends or associates (see flake). Able to wriggle out of plans no matter how soon the event approaches with a perfectly sound excuse. Also characterized by the tendency of a person to ignore phone calls or text messages close to the time of said plans.

"Krystal and i were supposed to go bowling last night, but she didn't return any of my calls or texts. What a flake artist!"

"Stephanie said she would hang with us tonight. You think she is still coming?" "Hell no, she has pulled a flake artist on us!"

by Rob TheBeast May 19, 2009

flake effect

When pouring milk on cereal, the milk bounces off the flakes at the wrong angle spilling everywhere.

Every morning I have to clean off my flake effect.

by CBH January 12, 2009

Flake-tio

Consuming a Cadbury's Flake in a manner highly suggestive of fellatio.

Sally rolled back the wrapper on the chocolate and performed flake-tio on it.

by Mangetout September 22, 2006