When you have a stoner friend who flakes out on you to go get stoned by themselves or with other stoners.
by philia summer February 18, 2012

a breakfast cereal that is very well liked around black people with a catchy slogan (to get your father back).
by Big daddy cool sausage April 27, 2016

"My boss just yelled at me for being away from my desk for ten minutes. I was in the bathroom."
"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
"Well, somebody had a big helping of bitch flakes this morning."
by sleslie2425 May 25, 2013

Tiny Microscopic particles left in your underwear after releasing a flatus. Sometimes larger crusties found on sheets, pillows or furniture following nudity.
by joejoekitty November 15, 2007

A semi dried wafer thin snot membrane that flops back and forth as you breathe in and out. It usually occurs in the quiet of night when your bladder is about to burst but there is no way you are getting up to pee let alone get a Kleenex. Be warned! Do not attempt a nocturnal snot rocket. When dried this may result in a razor sharp fish scale esque barnicle that will adhere to anything it touches. This can be a bad situation (as you may have guessed) ... not that I know from experience!!!?
by projectmatter May 8, 2009

by TheOldPornStar August 27, 2017

Tiny dried feces fragments, dislodged and scattered during the wiping process, often seen near the back of toilet seats
by speckled jim October 19, 2010
