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fetus status

One who looks like an arrogant and cocky biotch. First impression anyway. May act like one too.
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"man, omar is such a fetus status!!!!"
by anita moore bath December 20, 2008
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Fetus meat

a very very small penis. The size of a baby fetus penis. Much smaller than a baby meat.
cody mcgee has a fetus meat. Or, thats why you have a fetus meat, cody!
by shane rawlss December 5, 2007
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Fetus Deletus

When yo gurl get preggers and only an attempt at magic can save you.
Harmione: Harry, I’m pregnant!
Harry: FETUS DELETUS!
Ron: Bloody Hell.
by santasmummy December 8, 2017
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Chair Fetus

when a girl has her period in a chair and a guy sperms in the same chair it combines to make a baby.
Hey, don't sit on that chair fetus.
by CheeseyBanana April 12, 2009
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Fetus Punting

The new rave going on in England. Like Football, Fetus punting ais a sport that was created in the odl country a long tiem ago, when a new born fetus was plopped fresh from the woemns womb. once it is discovered out of the womb, a bell is rung throughout the town, gathering all the sportsman to get onto a 100 Yard Feild. Thus, like football, they take the fetus in their hands and hold it out in fornt of them, they then punt the fetus as far as they can until it is in the field goal area. Known i nthe Old country as, Clorpenshopin.
Earl- " Clorpenshopin, clorpenshopin! the fetus has arrived, gather the players"
Bob- "YES! Its officially fetus punting season, i must now go get my cleats!"
Ashley-" Blue 42, blue 42, hut hut PUNT!"
by OnWingsOfLead March 24, 2007
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Flame Fetus

"I got my bitch pregnant on accident so I had to hit her with that "flame fetus"
by EllroyGod December 19, 2021
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Dorsal Fetus

A parasite that resembles a fetus that attachs itself to the back of the victim and uses a fleshy tube to siphon nutrients to itself.
"Man, that poor man has a huge dorsal fetus."

"Rachel had a dorsal fetus on her back, so i decided we wouldn't have sex."
by emilyann691 November 30, 2010
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