20 february

The most important people in the world is born

20 february is a special day

by anonymous November 15, 2020

fibonacci february

a challenge for the hardcore. it resembles destroy dick December where you nut more every day. Fibonacci February follows the pattern of fibonacci where on the first day you nut 1 time, the second day you nut 1 time again, the 3 day you nut 2 times, and following the pattern until the 28th day when you nut 317811 times

person a: "are you doing no nut november?"
person b: "nah man im prepping for destroy dick december"
person c: "your both wussies. im waiting for fibonacci february"

by constantnut123 November 3, 2018

february 20

february 20 is the day when you confess to your crush.

you: that's it, i'm gonna confess to him that i like him.
friend: why? i thought you wanted it to be a secret.
you: well i mean, it's february 20, confess to your crush day.

by your local asian 🤩 December 10, 2019

February 16

February 16th is national Throw that raunchy bitch down the stairs day.

Person: Hey Jessica, it’s finally February 16th, you know what that means. Get the fuck over here.

Jessica: oh no, it isn’t throw that raunchy bitch down the stairs day, is it? AAAH-

by c r u n c h y s o c k February 16, 2020

February 4th

The best day of the year to give birth. People born on February 4th turn out beautiful.

She was born on February 4th wow she is beautiful.

by LilFlirt08 October 12, 2019

February 18

Throw a seagull at your smartest friend day.

“Today is February 18th! Time to throw a seagull at Jordan!”

by fuitgummi March 20, 2020

February 24

If you were born in this day your fashionable cause you were born when Paris Fashion week happens. You put the Fashion in February and the Pisces in Paris.

February 24, I love it.

by teddyheart April 3, 2020