Meat Fountain

When an army of fourth graders take a poop in your front lawn.
Angry Person: Holy s***!?! Those fourth graders just meat fountained my lawn!!
by dinotacular January 10, 2009
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shit fountain

when poop is dipersed out of your rectum at an alarming pace, much like a fountain
i got so sick, i was a shit fountain
by Johnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn October 06, 2003
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Peeping Fountain

A two toned case of flatulence. I high pitch squeal immediately fallowed by a much longer raspier burst.
Peeping Fountain: Bewp-Berrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp
by Cr4zyJ4ke November 07, 2013
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Lonely Fountain

When you try to cum in your own mouth while jerking off.
I was bored one night so I decided to try the lonely fountain out. Instead, I totally missed my mouth, hit my eye and gave myself a moaning sprinkler instead.
by Evil-Stevil December 01, 2010
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Kak Fountain

Your dick, ejaculating in a spray pattern or split stream.
I saw Yolanda the other day I told her to lick my kak fountain.
by Jake K. March 20, 2007
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Fisting Fountain

When you Fist your nasty slut so hard that she orgasms so hard that she squirts like a fountain. There will usually be a substantial puddle...Some people will give her a reverse felching by licking up the liquid and spitting it back into her cunt.
I gave my slut the fisting fountain and nearly slipped in the puddle after she was done...I should have given her a reverse felching to save myself the clean-up.
by Buzzzzzzzzzz August 10, 2006
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Michelangelo's Fountain

When a guy's initial stream of urine hits the toilet bowel water with so much force that the water shoots a droplet up to eye level.
Dude, I drank so much beer at the Britney Spear's concert last night and my girlfriend wouldn't let me piss. When I got home I had to piss so hard, I cupped my balls and shot a Michelangelo's Fountain.
by vance spankhard September 03, 2009
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