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Social Media Expert

You... Your defense... When people come at you for posting things that they don't like... Is that you don't understand how social media works... So... I mean, you've said it on several separate occasions... Like, you said 'I'm still trying to figure out social media' because it's like a mystery to you or something...
Hym "I mean, like a social media expert is like... The response to the words you said... You really don't understand things very well. Like, the words you said... Coincide with need for a social media expert... So... Do you not realize that? Honestly, I don't even think you don't understand social media. Think you're doing what you always do and are just making shit up because people usually just let you get away with it. Like... Yeah. But not me! I don't do that. So, yeah."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2024
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Hot Water Expert

Omnis DG Wifi is a hot water expert. Omnis has spent his entire life immersed in the world of hot water. He knows everything there is to know about hot water - how to make it, how to store it, and most importantly, how to enjoy it!

So, if you're ever in need of some hot water advice, just ask Geyser. He'll be happy to share his expertise and maybe even give you a demonstration of his famous hot water dance!
I heard that Omnis is such a hot water expert that he can turn a block of ice into a cup of tea just by staring at it!
by deep beep March 10, 2023
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Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
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Fake Expert

Fake Experts are highly qualified individuals who don't have relevant expertise to speak about certain issues but do so anyway. Because their qualifications are generally valued, their relevance to an issue can be commonly overlooked.
Uncle Frank: Tucker Carlson said that Vaccines are designed to genetically alter humans into mindless chimpanzees! The damn Communists are gonna use it to take over!
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.
by Recreational Spreadsheets August 15, 2021
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SEO Expert

An SEO Expert walks into a Bar, Bars, Pub, Public House, Irish Pub, Drinks, Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grey
SEO Expert needs nothing , it's so easy! Anyone can do it LOL.
by digitalguy November 29, 2021
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Expert phobia

Expert phob (noun): A person who has an irrational fear or anxiety towards experts or individuals who are more skilled or knowledgeable in a particular field.
John suffers from "expert phobia". An expert phob is defined as someone afraid of interacting with anyone with skills in an area where he lacks expertise. In John's perception, all the experts in society who have dedicated years to mastering a specific skill seem inferior and ignorant. John fears engaging with these individuals, so he often tries to avoid answering questions or running from technical discussions. John will not accept any answer from these people if it's an obvious answer like the time of the day.
by evil cat July 4, 2024
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poem expert

someone who sits on their ass all day and writes nonsense words lol
lol that guy is such a poem expert, hes so boring
by fdojndsf ns January 21, 2021
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