Expert Carpet Cleaner

When a guy starts the act of cleaning a girls pubes with his tounge even if its dirty, sweaty, etc.

guys smell my tounge, last night i became an expert carpet cleaner

by Matt1997 June 19, 2011

Cock Expert

A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow

Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.

by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021

Anime Tiddie Expert

A person who knows the name of an anime just by looking at a characters boobs

My friend watches so much anime he will become an anime tiddie expert

by AnimeTiddieExpert November 10, 2022

Expert phobia

Expert phob (noun): A person who has an irrational fear or anxiety towards experts or individuals who are more skilled or knowledgeable in a particular field.

John suffers from "expert phobia". An expert phob is defined as someone afraid of interacting with anyone with skills in an area where he lacks expertise. In John's perception, all the experts in society who have dedicated years to mastering a specific skill seem inferior and ignorant. John fears engaging with these individuals, so he often tries to avoid answering questions or running from technical discussions. John will not accept any answer from these people if it's an obvious answer like the time of the day.

by evil cat July 4, 2024

SEO Expert

An SEO Expert walks into a Bar, Bars, Pub, Public House, Irish Pub, Drinks, Beer, Wine, Liquor, Grey

SEO Expert needs nothing , it's so easy! Anyone can do it LOL.

by digitalguy November 29, 2021

expertivity

Synonym of expertise.

Drummond asked Brady questions regarding his expertivity on Holy Scripture.

by JDatx512 August 19, 2008

poem expert

someone who sits on their ass all day and writes nonsense words lol

lol that guy is such a poem expert, hes so boring

by fdojndsf ns January 21, 2021