The Torrance Exit

Choosing to opt out of the EULA of existence by freezing to death in a store’s walk-in freezer.

Jimmy ended up taking The Torrance Exit at Wawa the other day. At least he didn’t die sweaty.

by Harold Swoubidor March 11, 2022

Exit Ramp

Making an undesired phone call out of obligation with a hard stop that limits the duration.

"I always call my parents when I take the last exit ramp before my house, it gives me five minutes before I pull into the drive"

by BoggeyDog May 11, 2022

Pulaski exit

A blowjob that results in gagging and violate vomiting

I gave cindy quite the pulaski exit last night

by Victor feltersnatch October 1, 2021

Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס

you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)

by tsella March 8, 2010

exit sign

the thing that everyone tries to jump and touch in school to act "cool"

Person 1: I JUST TOUCHED THE EXIT SIGN FOR THE FIRST TIME
Person 2: nice but we are in grade 8

by whatdoinamemyself? May 9, 2023

Fire Exit

term for the anus after anal sex

"Ouch! My Fire Exit!"

by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023

French exit

Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)

He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'

by Approbate May 3, 2011