exam-room boner

An exam-room boner is the hard-on a guy gets when the doctor sticks his finger up a dude's ass to examine his prostate.
Like last time, I got an exam-room boner when the doc stuck his finger up my ass!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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independent medical exam

Examination of a patient by a doctor employed by an insurance company (e.g. insurance company whore) to second guess a patient's claim. Insurance companies use the term independent to deceive the general public. The examinaitons are not "independent" per se because if a whore fails to deliver the expected goods, the whore gets no more insurance company work. Another cost savings mechanism for an insurer to make million and billions in profits. FIGHT YOUR INSURNACE COMPANY.
The insurance company used their independent medical examination to reduce my claim.
by David Kuczenski Esq July 28, 2007
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awkward physical exam

An awkward physical exam refers to when the doctor makes the patient stand up rather than lie down for a physical exam. Also an awkward physical exam refers to an erection during the test.
The teenager took an awkward physical exam while the doctor checked his scrotum and penis because it was required for cross country.
by doctaclonez March 02, 2011
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Mongolian Prostate Exam

The act of sticking one's thumb deep into their anus.
by Daerionic Mode December 26, 2022
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Veterinary Prostate Exam

When one penetrates their woman from behind (doggy style), one slips a cheeky finger into the anus. This results in involuntary bliss. One might call this a veterinary prostate exam.
by Animal Doctor: Who? September 19, 2020
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Post Exam Emptiness

When exams are over and you feel a void in your soul, not knowing what to do with your life.

Often shortened down to PEE.
Who else is on that pee (post exam emptiness) shit rn 💔💔
by RealPeeShit December 19, 2019
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end of year exam

Hell in its purest form.
Hey man, we have one more week til end of year exams!

...I didn't know I'll be meeting Satan this early.
by Mariambdjsn October 23, 2022
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