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an easy defintion bc non australians dont get it and it pisses me off.
eshay is kind of like an australian chav. Tend to move in groups, majority male. They speak pig latin. (example "adlay" "itchbay" "oofchay") wear sports brands such as nike and adidas, have a ratty and a mullet (a autcal mullet not the sorry excuse u americans have). To make it simple they are that group on public trainsport that are very loud and annoying and you go out of your to ingore them.
*eshay plays loud drill music on the train*
eshay: hey brah you got a oofchay
by pp200 April 26, 2023
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Eshay spray

When an eshay sprays cum and piss into someone's TNs after rolling them
Eshay 1: "io baa, just rolled some kid for his TNs"
Eshay 2: "Niceee lad, Did you remember to do the eshay spray?"
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Kane lucus eshay
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Eshays

Propaganda.

They should be avoided at all costs.

Popular basecamps for them are:
-Geelong (if you see this sign on the M1, just run in the opposite direction before they bash you)
-Broadmeadows (Reconsider your need, only go if heading to the airport)
-Bankstown (just pretend it dosent exist)
-Tamworth (not nearly as worse as the other ones)
-Gold Coast (at least its touristy)
I ran into some eshays at Geelong station. One of them said 'cross me again it will be worse than a punch got me ya gay fag?' and one of them defended them like they were better than Allah or something
Luckily my myki had lots of balance left.
by iDontTrustYou April 8, 2024
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Eshay

Eshays are usually poor teenagers who use Centrelink payments to buy Nike, Adidas, Tommy Hilfiger, etc
They think they are gangsters and say stuff like "oi, just got dem Nike tn's bah"
They speak in eshay, this is a language that uses cringy gangster stuff and pig Latin

Be warned, if you come across one, they will likely steal your Centrelink payments and yo Nike tn's bah
They can be identified by wearing Nike air max, Air Force and Jordan's, puffer jackets, Nike bumbag and Nike hat with sunglasses they smoke week but hide it because "stigs are gay" they are also annoying, if you find one in school, move school because they will annoy the crap out of you. They start becoming eshays in 6th grade and gradually become worse and worse
They also carry posca markers and extra hats in their bumbag
Also an empty gatorade bottle with Eshay sticker
"Oi, got inkays lad"
"Eshaays buuhhh"
"Oi there gimme ya Nike tn's buuhh"
"Eshay"
by DrBiGBallZ November 29, 2021
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eshay day

where 100 eshays beat up 1000 old men
by ChickenERWW March 24, 2024
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Eshay

Usually white skinny males who like to think they are " Roadmen" or "Gangsters". Eshays are only found in Australia.

An 'Eshay' is another term for an Australian lad, the equivalent of a British chav. A fucking annoying mf that starts shit for no reason and most are assholes, with their shitty mullets. Normally wear branded clothes.
Eshay 1: Oiii bahhhh guess what lad

Eshay 2: yeah cunt ??

Eshay 1: i fucking rolled some faggot at the transtation this morning

eshay 2: nahhhh, for what bahh

eshay 1: fucking airmax 90s cunttt

eshay 2: dont ya already got airmax 90s

eshay 1: yeah lad i needed another pair

eshay 2: sick lad

scenario 2:

'random person walking across the street'

eshay 1: what the fuck ya looking at fucking cunt

random person: what?

eshay 2: yeahhh lad wtf are u staring at fucking dog

(eshay 1 bumps into random person)

eshay 1: Fucking get out of my way u gronk
by Lila cerruto August 7, 2022
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