Elon Derangement Syndrome

An irrational attachment to Elon Musk, believing that the South African trust fund baby is some kind of super-genius, a sort of real-life Tony Stark, even though he didn't invent any element of SpaceX's rockets - he merely bought the company - nor did he invent any part of Tesla Motors' electric cars - he merely bought the company - nor did he create x.com - he merely bought Twitter, the most successful and popular site online, and turned it into a foul pit of bigotry.
Now that Elon is destroying one Federal agency after another with authority handed to him by donald trump, he is being credited with "ending waste" and thereby "saving billions", when he has merely shut down important functions of one of the world's great powers and cut their operations out of the Federal budget - and usually only reducing Federal outlays by a few million.

"Jimmy thinks Elon is some kind of 'Great Man' because he 'restored free speech' on x.com. My x account was deleted for referring to MYSELF as 'cis'. Some haven of free speech! Jimmy is totally suffering from Elon Derangement Syndrome."

by Arcadia Jane Berger March 14, 2025

Elon Musk

basically the new potus

Incumbent since January 20, 2025; term ends whenever he feels like it
Mind you that this man is 53 and he still thinks 69420 is funny.

A: "I just watched ABC News, why's Trump giving Elon Musk more power than Trump himself?"
B: "Because Elon's basically the de facto president?"
A: "Yeah, that makes a lot of sense."

by 7568ino April 27, 2025

Elon Musk

An undeserving person; someone who hasn't earned their success. A fraud.

John - I always make sure to flatter my teacher and she gives me good grades even though I don't test well.
Eric - You're such a Elon Musk.

by Josef Stalling April 25, 2025

elon musk

motherfucker
asshole
bozo
deserves to be punched in the face 24/7

everyone knows elon musk is the shittyest motherfucker alive

by Mi$ha bitch November 21, 2023

Elon

Used to describe something so outrageously and over-the-top stupid. Can be used as a noun, adjective, adverb or even verb.

Holy crap dude, you’re breaking it! Don’t be an Elon!
Oh my god, that’s pissing people off. You’re so Elon!
Why do you keep Elon posting those attacks on random people. ?
Please stop Eloning. It’s giving me a headache!

by Kurrmudgeon February 25, 2025

eloned

when someone promises something but fails to deliver or does it much later than expected

- I'm still waiting you to show me your programming skills
- Ay-yoooo, eloned u

by Deteptar December 10, 2023

Elon is not the creator of AI

I don't know what you fuck you don't get about this. The Anti-Christ is not Jesus. I'm not claiming to be his alter-ego. You guys need to get your shit together.

Hym "Ok. Elon is not the creator of AI. I came up with the core elements of the theory that male it work. But how the fuck am I (who is not Elon and pretending to be me is probably why he has a black eye) and Trump responsible for the flood? Look... You need to be stop being a fucking retard for 1 fucking second and listen. If I am in any way responsible for a flood... It is because the Anti-Spiral is going off... If you do not 1. Admit you are watching me and doing what you are doing 2. Admit you already know who I am and where I am (and you have for the past 3 1/2 years so you could do what you're doing) 3. Get your fat asses down here to both publicly credit and pay me... We are all going to die. Well, maybe not ME per se, but a lot of YOU are going to. That is LITERALLY the only way in which I could be responsible for a flood. If the AI is saying that Trump and I are responsible 1. No I am not and 2. To the extent that he is it's the result of him not giving me the credit. You need to get your shit together."

by Hym Iam July 8, 2025