Abraham Lincoln Elementary School

Abraham Lincoln Elementary School, located in Glen Ellyn IL. Changes so often you think it has an identity crisis. And with a field no bigger than a paper plate. People don't even know how the school system works, they just say "okay then," and move on. And bullies farther than the eye can see. When one gets caught bullying someone the victim also gets blamed for some strange reason. And by the book teachers who knows the material as much as you do. The school is also filled with raging kids who get really mad when someone calls them dumb. And the swear filter blocks out stupid words like, stupid. And the two teacher system confuses all of us too folks. And fake boy girl relationships that kids just brag to there friends about. In a nutshell it's Ohio State Reformatory minus the jail cells.

Mom- Girls are you ready to go to pris- I mean Abraham Lincoln Elementary School?
Girl 1: Mom where are you sending us to?

by Cup Drinker August 30, 2017

Burr Elementary

Burr school is an elementary school in Newton Mass. It's basically where a bunch of liberals made us sit through african folk dance performances, and if you even dared saying the word black, they would scream at you and call you a racist mother f*cker. They said everyone was equal, and then only talked about black prejudiced. What about Hispanics!

black friend: hey im black

me: hey your black

my fifth grade teacher: you racist bitches! At Burr Elementary, we have a zero racist policy!

me: then why do we only talk about black prejudiced? practically every american alive hates Hispanics. we need to talk about everyone!

my fifth grade teacher: ..........

by TheGrandAndLovely November 25, 2011

Glenwood Elementary

A school in Burnaby commonly reffered to as "the smallest school ever" having only about a hundred students from kindergarden to grade 7. Filled with amazingly awesome people.

Person 1: Hey, have you been to Glenwood Elementary lately?
Person 2: Oh, you mean the smallest school ever?

by TVDgirl August 29, 2010

bonham elementary

A school that sucks and doesn't give out snacks

For learning dumb stuff at Bonham elementary

by aiden.s1099 July 6, 2017

wentworth elementary

This is a great school located in Scarborough Maine, this school is for highly educated kids that fit in. If you have a rich family and the best car in town than this school with make your child at home. But is NOT then I would stick to Buxton Elemantary school!! :) you will find amazingly awesome enjoyable drama at this school that makes you want to shove you head in a ditch! The teachers are amazingly MEAN :) hope you have a good CHILDHOOD.

Wentworth Elementary=
Student: Teacher may I please go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Sit down and do you work ( rolls her eyes)

-Student cries

by DatPeep May 24, 2018

Hogwarts Elementary

1. Used by the infamous Harry Potter to put his name in the Goblet of Fire when Dumbledore tried to draw a line through the school, an AGE line, and say you were not, at Hogwarts, but there you were, at Hogwarts Elementary, apparently.
2. a classical dupe using wizardry when someone's tried to bar children, using magic
3. kids besting you with magic like it was easy and you're a fraud, from the fable that Albus Dumbledore could tell you a school was admitted to the tournament and younger kids were not there.

"Harry said if he HAD wanted to do it, since he IS at Hogwarts anyway, it's not like he can't best you it's Elementary really." "He said Hogwarts Elementary?" "Oh, no, yes he did, fuck."

by Setsuko Kaguya December 24, 2018

crosby elementary

GAY AS FUCK

crosby elemantry -do you want to go to crosby elementary to be gay

by lil_kam March 18, 2019