primary elections

n. The process by which American voters select the worst two candidates for a political office.

Dennis Kucinich had a brain, so it was a foregone conclusion that he would lose in the Democratic primary elections.

by WittierThanThou October 13, 2014

Electro-Industrial

A form of dark electronic music that grew from the beginnings of industrial music in the late 70s and early 80s. The sound is exemplified by dense, multiple layers of sound. Masters of the genre include Frontline Assembly, The Synthetic Dream Foundation, and Numb.

Frontline Assembly and The Synthetic Dream Foundation make awesome electro-industrial music

by electro-industrial goddess August 6, 2013

Electro Swing

A strange but surprisingly cool genre of electronic dance music originating in the 2000s that fuses elements of electro, techno, house, funk and hip hop with Dixieland jazz, swing and gypsy jazz from the 1920s, 30s and 40s. Parov Stelar and Caravan Palace are a couple artists of notable interest.

Did you hear that new Electro swing tune by Caravan Palace? It’s really good!

by KNUP June 9, 2020

North Korean Election

When there's an election, but only one candidate is running.

"I was gonna go vote for mayor, but I found out there was only one person running for it, it was a North Korean Election."

by koolmin23 November 9, 2019

election

A real-world extension of the popularity contest held in high school by the same annoying, hypocritical, personality types who were on the "student council."

This electionis a waste of time.

by Nezbit-the-cat January 30, 2005

EGF - Electronic Glow Face

The deathly blue glow cast on a persons face by an electronic device in low light conditions resulting in a zombie like appearence and overwhelming fixation on said device.

Hey dude, why don't you put down your f'n phone and join the world of the living, Your EGF - Electronic Glow Face is pissing me off, freak!

by whatstheword December 8, 2011

Electro-Gooch Blasting

The act of duct taping your dogs shock collar to the region between your balls and your rectum, commonly known as the gooch, then walking across the electric fence. This is done in order to become sexually aroused.

Dumbass 1: So how was your date last night?
Daniel Tosh: I couldnt get hard so I tried electro-gooch blasting.
Dumbass 1: What the fuck is wrong with you?
Daniel Tosh: Titties!

by Evil Pleasure July 5, 2010