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dookie boner

A Dookie Boner is when one finishes the act of pooping and notices that they have an erect penis.
Paronk: Man the weirdest thing happened to me. I was pooping and when I stood up I had a boner

Tommy: Bro you had a dookie boner I get them all the time
by Buttircup March 18, 2014
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cock-a-dookie

1.A phrase used to describe something that intensly sucks, occasionaly used by the James Rolfe character "Angry Video Game Nerd"
2. A word used to describe "nothing"
Guy #1:Man I can't beleive I got an F on the test!
Guy #2: What do you expect, you didn't do cock-a-dookie
by Taveon March 14, 2008
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Cannonball dookie

A naked cannonball, where you poop (dookie) before you hit the water. Originated from a viral video, hosted on nothingtoxic.
by Stampitch November 6, 2010
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dookie pack

dookie rolled in the form of a blunt.
this is a signature pack that lil droptop golf cart smokes in his opp pack smoker series of songs.
"smoking dookie pack on the opps graves" - Lil Droptop Golf Cart
by ChubakaIsGay October 19, 2022
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Double Dookie

1. When one is about to get off the toilet after a bowl movement, then realizes it is not over.

2. Having attended a prestigious University in the South for two degrees.
1. You would not believe the size of the crap I just took; I thought it was over...but it was a double dookie, and just kept on coming.

2. I was the only double dookie in my graduating class.
by peezdets October 31, 2011
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Blast a dookie

1. To take a poo
1. Would you excuse me, I gotta blast a dookie.
by JD Christie February 25, 2004
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dookie log

n. a firm, cylindrincal segment of excrement known for its significant mass
Damn my nigga! Had you seen that dookie log which Delron had not flushed?!
by Lutron Deluxe May 8, 2006
mugGet the dookie logmug.

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