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Doodie Dick

The result of not washing after Doodie Fucking (see definition).
I just doodie fucked Jocelyn and I couldn't shower right away and now I got doodie dick.
by Pencil-Dick Jones April 30, 2011
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Doody Golem

A Doody Golem is similar to the traditional Golem of Jewish folklore but instead being made out of earth of clay it is made out of human or animal excrament.
"Oh Moshe, What evil thing have you constructed?? Is it a Golem?"

"No Herschel....It's a Doody Golem, made from the doody of a thousand goyim. It does whatever I can command."

"The rebbe would not approve!"
by Shmuli Ellison February 24, 2008
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Doody Cakes

Someone's buttocks be it juicy, slim, fit, thick.. whatever the case. You are referancing the booty.
" God has blessed them, just look at those doody cakes!"
by Rensijn February 2, 2021
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big doody

Something Stevie made up. I hate you Stevie.
Stevie called me a big doody the other day, and it made me think of how much I hate him.
by Stevie Lover July 12, 2017
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Doody Hotdog

A Doody Hotdog is someone who works in a sandwich shop and smiles creepily at young children. Typically, a Doody Hotdog is a male and he has dark colored hair. Sometimes, Doody Hotdogs will give out cookies to random people, typically children. They tend to send of creepy vibes but are really nice deep down.
He is such a Doody Hotdog!
I wish our sandwich shop had a Doody Hotdog.
Children, remember to stay away from the local Doody Hotdog!
by howardshipskin January 9, 2013
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Doodie bit

The little toilet paper-clad pieces of shit stuck to your ass crack and nuts, or just just the things they mention in the Charmin ads. Also really any small random debris nuggets you may find on your garage floor or on a Walmart parking lot.
Got that shit wiped up, now to get the doodie bits I left behind.
by skids-n-shids October 13, 2020
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doody sleep

Amount of sleep which is needed for a person to poop well when he or she gets up in the morning.
You don't need beauty sleep, however, you definitely could use some doody sleep. When was the last time you pooped?
by Igor Klebanov June 22, 2017
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