Dominican Shoehorn

When you're having intercourse with a woman in a hammock and your dangus gets all twisted and caught up therefore having to pry it out with coconut skins.
Although I wasn't in the Dominican Republic, I sure did Dominican shoehorn the shit out of that cocktail waitress.
by Macdeez August 20, 2013
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Short Dominican Woman

They scary AF bro... not kidding. They ready to beat yo ass the very MOMENT you step outta line.
And let me tell you from my experience, they don't give a FLYING FUCK act who you are, they dgaf act who yk, who's yo baby daddy/ momma, they DONT CARE IF YOUR THEIR KID, SHE'S ALWAYS READY TO THROW HANDS.
"Why is she so aggressive? I always see her hitting people"

"She's Dominican right?"

"Yea?"

"And she's short..."

"What's the point?"

"She's a short Dominican woman !!"
by too...bad March 01, 2023
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The day of three kings is a Cuban, Dominican, And Spaniard Thing (Black, White, and Hispanic): The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025
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Dominican Gas Mask

A sexual act in which one person squats over the face of thier partner and seals thier sphincter to thier partners nose or mouth. Once airlocked, the squatter farts and the receiver breathes deep through the offended orifice ensuring a full dose of methane is delivered.
"Dude did you hear Francis got a Dominican gas mask from Cindy?"

"No fuckin way, vile."
by HolyRiot99 May 28, 2023
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Dominican Hook

(n) 1. A process in which a Hispanic male proceeds to stick his finger into the mouth of a sleeping white girl.
Guy 1: "Did he end up banging that one girl last night?"
Guy 2: "No, but I heard he gave her the Dominican Hook"
Guy 1: "Nice..."
by MyronGaines September 29, 2014
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dominican mudslide

When youre doing anal in a bouncy house, pull out too fast, and all of the Dominican food previously consumed explodes right out. Much like the Dominican republic's mudslides.
After she ate chipotle we ended up in a Dominican mudslide and her neices birthday party.
by Masterbeaner February 02, 2016
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