do you want a hammer?

This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.

1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?

by ducky1608 March 31, 2007

how do you feel?

rhetorical question,asked after one has failed terribly

guy 1: dude,let's go watch the new Twilight movie!
guy 2: (shaking head) how do you feel??

by i_found_nimo July 10, 2010

Do you are have stupid?

this is the ultimate trap card you can use when someone's being a bitch

my mom: do your chores
me: do you are have stupid?
my mom: what?

by heybromynameislollmaoiamdumblo November 7, 2020

do you know the way

A question asked to random strangers in public, followed by annoying clicking noises and uganda, plus knuckle the echidna is involved, if this happens to you run

Hello, do you know the way, click click click click.

by notEmperor_jp May 1, 2018

do you want fries with that?

A phrase said by millions of fast food resteraunt workers every day.

Customer "i want a cheesburger"
Cashier "do you want fries with that?"

by Christiaan Hendriksen September 11, 2006

do you want a medal for that?

(Sarcastic idiom) When a grunt, that is, someone lower or equal to your standing, loudly expells massive braggadocio about a rudimentary action they have taken and succeeded in (or an action that the party using this idiom wishes to denounce as simple and childish), this phrase is brought out to denounce thier "crowning achievement".

A: I can run a mile in 5 minutes, swim the english channel, run accross africa in six weeks, bench 300 lbs, shoot a squirrels' eye from a half a mile, KO a bull in one punch and...

B: So what? You're a fag, do you want a medal for that too?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 7, 2004

What Do You Mean

A phrase often used by TSM_Myth and Daequan when they hit a good snipe or get killed in Fortnite

*Daequan gets killed* WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS GAMES DOO DOO

by PoggersInChat May 16, 2018