Phantom Face-diss

Having one of your facebook friends "un-friend" you, and you can't figure out who the hell it was.

Yesterday my friend count was 388. Today it's 387, but who left? Yet again the victim of the phantom Face-diss.

by conwayTN September 4, 2009

diss theory

a theory created by professional sexists
abdullah and taha

the theory states that:
1. the flatter the ass, the longer the dick and vice versa
2. the wetter the ass, the lesser the cum a person produces and vice versa

"yo u wrong bro... that statement goes agaisnt the diss theory"

by sexism PhD March 29, 2020

Dissed

To shun away ; to cast out of the in crowd

Looks like he got dissed

by rafael e Reyes August 19, 2022

Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.

Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.

by billythepunk February 14, 2021

Diss kordiya

usually used for saying that somebody got dissed but in a Bengali accent

after one of your friends roasted you to ashes "omg diss kordiya😧"

by phishh December 26, 2023

Diss track

A song that is intended to insult another person/artist and is mostly made by rappers

“Did you hear that Diss track Kylee Rich made about Notti?”

“nah”

by please end my suffering November 20, 2022

oh dissed

To own someone (not a verb, see example)

A: The Knights beat the Piratees 21-9.
B: Oh dissed.

by Jamal Brown December 1, 2007