When a bitch is looking through the period app, calendar app, Snapchat, messages, Instagram, etc. Trying to remember when her period started or ended
She can’t remember if she had just ended her period when we fucked or not. She’s going all red detective!
by cuminmenicki March 20, 2022
Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
-Bigfoot Bjornsen
by Froominator March 6, 2021
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by RootX September 6, 2017
The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).
by Solid Mantis October 24, 2020
when your in a risky area and one person participating in kissing keeps their eyes open for possible other people seeing you.
by balls69420iloveboys October 25, 2020
I made a sandwich on a hot sunny day, on side of the house and then somebody came up and asked for a piece and i said " i don't know you" and they said it look "juicy and succulent" and i said i'm bout to slide up in this house and eat it with some potato chips and then somebody stole it so i had to use my lie detective skills
by sweettitty May 23, 2018